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A device used for nun masturbation.
People don't make candles out of sperm any more because nuns kept getting pregnant.
by erokke July 11, 2004
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Damn that was a steezy ass kickflip son!
by niggaliciouszor April 29, 2007
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1: Someone is hot/hard headed; doesn’t change their mind
2: Something fire or fye; is sexc or fine. Even thicc
1: “What a candle bruh!”
2: “Ohhh she a whole candleeeee🤤🤤😍”
by Bramptonbwoy December 27, 2018
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A model who tries to make peace by handing pepsi cans, and posting emojis and posts to match her ‘aesthetic’.
Candle is not welcome here.
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A device that creates dim lighting. Every man owns exactly one, which he lights when he's trying to get a woman to have sex with him.
Just don't store the condoms near the candle.
by daywalker. August 26, 2009
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A smelly 10 cent piece of wax that you can burn that females buy for $20. Once used for light before electricity and the lightbulb.
Should I buy the $15 peach raspberry candle or the $25 holiday sampler?
by DudemanBKNYC November 19, 2016
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A lazy man's way of saying "can't handle". Invented by a smart man by the name of john.
Zamy : "hey john lets go play sf!"
John: my computer candle it
by ihunt4bieber January 21, 2010
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