A device used for nun masturbation.
People don't make candles out of sperm any more because nuns kept getting pregnant.
by erokke July 11, 2004
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A device that creates dim lighting. Every man owns exactly one, which he lights when he's trying to get a woman to have sex with him.
Just don't store the condoms near the candle.
by daywalker. August 26, 2009
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A lazy man's way of saying "can't handle". Invented by a smart man by the name of john.
Zamy : "hey john lets go play sf!"
John: my computer candle it
by ihunt4bieber January 22, 2010
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a joint, a blunt, its so thin and white that when lit it looks like a birthday candle
Katt Williams: "I have 12 candles at my house. I've been waiting to burn them mudafuckas"
by Brizzy Izzy July 26, 2011
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Here, I'll buy you a candle. *No fucking pads...cheap losers.*
by azclawson July 19, 2010
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a person with red pubes

aka red haired kid (ginger) with red pubes
by say WhAt!?!?1 December 22, 2008
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When a man sets a woman's hair on fire, then masturbates and ejaculates on her head to put it out. This term is also valid when a female who is capable of squirting lights a man's hair on fire.
Baby, let's light up a candle.
by matchbox79 October 16, 2010
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