scrumple 

To scrunch and crumple.

That piece of paper has been lying around scrumpled up at the bottom of my bag for ages.

Don't roll around on the floor, you'll scrumple your shirt.

scrumple by zomgmouse April 2, 2010

scrumple 

A rave in the west country of England (preferably somerset or Devon), usually to the musical stylings of the wurzels or similar.

"Dave, you coming to the scrumple tonight?
"I can't Terry, I'm bulling my luvver tonight, I'm right plimming up!

"That scrumple last night was bitchin', I were proper fucked on scrumpy"

scrumple by scrumbler May 20, 2014

Scrumple 

To crumple and scrunch something simultaneously

I totally scrumpled these cards into this bag brah!

Scrumple by gggunit123 December 7, 2010

Scrumple 

The shorter hairs nearby the temple that refuse to blend with the rest.

"Man did you see her scrumple? I was flying all over the place!"

"She rubbed her scrumple on my cheek last night. It was awesome."

"No matter how much hair spray I use I can't get my scrumple to stay with the rest of my hair!"

Scrumple by llamacardigan June 18, 2013

Scrumple 

The scrumple is the emergency grabbing of clothing off the floor and pitching oneself out the window when her husband/boyfriend/babydaddy suddenly comes home. Your socks, her roommate's underwear, and daddy's XXL workout shirt? No problem -- I'm not naked and I'm headed to my car.

"Ssh!"
"What?"
"He's back! Scrumple! Scrumple for your life!"

Scrumple by Merkin Wrangler August 16, 2021

Scrumple 

something that can refer to a human being that is utterly stupid and ridiculously useless in every way. If you were in a car you would make them sit in the boot because they have no IQ and feel it is a seat.

The word scrumple also co-insides with the word Moronic Idiot.

You Stupid Scrumple your opinion does not count.

Scrumple by Theonemanmission December 6, 2012

Scrumple 

On a night out when you realise that the place is guna run out of toilet roll and you steal some for later, that, is called scrumple.

A pro will have scrumple before they even go out.

Don’t worry mate, I’ve got plenty of scrumple.

Have you got any scrumple?

Shit there’s no loo roll in here, has anyone got any scrumple?

Scrumple by Haizerfeign October 15, 2017