schrumpter 

A real dick head friend or coworker

Rob's a real schrumpter

schrumpter by Leonator134 April 21, 2017

Schumpeter 

a great coded expression for taking a dump. Has a subtle onomatopoeic effect. Often used when bored of normal topics which are related to Schumpeter.

Mate I'll be right back. Just need to go for a massive Schumpeter.

Schumpeter by urbaneconomist November 28, 2010

schrumpfed

(1) When one gets caught doing something stupid, embarassing, or anything of a private nature by your parents. (2) Also, when one's parents call you and prevent you from doing something enjoyable.

"He can't do anything tonight because he got schrumpfed by his mom last night while he was mastrubating."

schrumpfed by Rampage W. September 26, 2009

scrumptrulescent 

(adj)
1. Unbelievably superb.

There is no word powerful enough to describe your performance, so I am forced to make one up - "scrumptrulescent!"

scrumptrulescent by the Jazz March 2, 2004

scrumptrulescent 

Amazing beyond belief. A quality of greatness, perfection, glory and deliciousness otherwise indescribable.
Also Scrumptrulescence.

1. Dustin Diamond's perfomance was scrumptrulescent.
2. That meal was positively scrumptrulescent.
3. I am blinded by your scrumptrulescence.

scrumptrulescent by B. Wolfe Clifford July 30, 2004

scrumptrocity 

the quality or state of being absolutely scrumptious.

- almost to the point of being too scrumptious.

This chicken pot pie is a scrumptrocity.

An el and 2 forties... sounds like a scrumptrocity against mankind.

scrumptrocity by bigolenastyman February 10, 2008

scrumpter 

The scrumpter is the rare act of reverse road-head. The driver of a vehicle performs oral sex on the passenger of said vehicle while operating the vehicle at high speeds. Known only to occur when planned. Usually filmed simultaneously.

So I was in the car with my girl when she leaned over and gave me the scrumpter.

scrumpter by Chaps April 10, 2005