PAYOP

Games that allow you to play at your own pace.
P-lay
A-t
Y-our
O-wn
P-ace

Minecraft and Luna's Fishing Garden have got to be some of my favorite PAYOPs right now!

PAYOP by NyxCalamity October 21, 2021

PayPal

An online "secure" payment website that leeches off of all payments (especially on eBay), holds the payments for 21 days just to enjoy watching you rip your fucking brains out, and likes to fuck your profit in the ass. This company AND eBay must be taken down.

*Person sells an expensive item on eBay for $2000*

PayPal: Your $2000 is currently being held in a temporary balance.

*21 days later*

PayPal: We're sorry but this transaction is suspected of being fraudulent. Please wait another 21 days for us to investigate your account.

*21 days later*

PayPal: Investigation is complete. We're sorry but we must hold your payment of $2000 just a bit longer because we enjoy pissing you the fuck off. Please wait 6 months for us to further investigate this transaction. Thank you.

*6 months later*

PayPal: Ok fine, we just like toying with you, here's your $1800. That's right, we took $200 of it because we enjoy taking a chunk of your profit. Thank for using PayPal, bitch.

PayPal by iPLAYtheSTATION August 1, 2011

Pagophagic 

Obsessed or nuts about eating cold stuff especially Ice!
It usually falls under a medical or psychological disorder of having cold or chilled drinks as well as Ice.
We have "Pagophagia" which defines the crazy disorder But, which word defines the person who's ever jonesing for Ice?
Here we go!
PAGOPHAGIC!

my bro is a pagophagic!...he gobbles all the ice up!

Pagophagic by Mugwump11 August 6, 2020

payp 

To pay someone through PayPal.

"Could you payp me that cash?"

"Thank you for payping me!"

"I payped you last night."

payp by cn47 October 12, 2008

Panophobia 

Fear of everything

Person: Ahhhhhhh! A marker! Ahhhhhhhh! A computer! Ahhhhhhhh! A banana! Ahhhhhhhh! A notebook! Ahhhhhhhh! A garden gnome!

Person 2: Hmmmm.... seems to me you have a bad case of Panophobia...

Person 1: Ahhhhhhhh! A person!

Panophobia by Richard The Gnome... Shhhh!!! February 20, 2010

psyop 

psychological operations
n. a military operation performed by a unit specializing in psychological warfare
n. military actions designed to influence the perceptions and attitudes of individuals, groups, and foreign governments

The purpose of psychological operations (PSYOP) is to induce or reinforce behavior favorable to a nation's objectives. PSYOP can encourage popular discontent with the opposition's leadership and by combining persuasion with a credible threat, degrade an adversary's ability to conduct or sustain military operations.

psyop by ViperGeek May 14, 2021

Palop 

pal•op (păl-ŏp)
adj.
1. Pretending to have knowledge; generally in an attempt to impress.
2. Haughty (scornfully and condescendingly proud); Snobbish, about knowing something before someone else.

"Acting palop isn’t going to help him.”

“Does he not see the irony in being palop in every sense of the word?”

{Person A (setting): “You seriously didn’t know that?! WOW.” Person B (example): “Don’t be palop”}

“Why is she always palop when I don’t know something?”

"The man down the road is poor at socializing. He is always being palop. He wishes he was a know it all, so he pretends to be one. He acts like a reassured authority whenever possible; even at the expense of being fairly uncertain, completely guessing, and often wrong. He might happily interrupt someone to correct them on an established fact, so he can substitute in something he's entirely made up."

{Person A (setting): “Resting Jack Rabbits have a heart rate 4 times faster than resting humans.” Person B (example): “Are you being palop?”}

Synonyms: cavalier, arrogant, poser, snobbish, obtuse
Antonyms: considerate, honest, humble, tactful, polite

Palopper noun
“That man is the biggest palopper I know”
Palopping verb
“She was palopping the whole night”
Palopperness noun
“look at that palopperness”
Paloply adverb
“See them paloply carrying about”

Mnemonic Acronym
Presumptuous, Arrogant, Lying, Obtuse, Person.

Palop by Grey Pawn June 15, 2017