garden

A distant derivative of the insult hoser.

hoser -> hose -> garden hose -> garden

Taylor: Let's go to the comic convention.
You: That's a terrible idea, you garden.
Taylor: Did you just call me a hoser?
You: In so many words...

by goldsac November 20, 2007

garden

a herd of school buses

Get over into the right lane, there's a garden of school buses in front of us picking up students from the art museum.

by smooothbread May 23, 2018

garden

a woman's pubic hair or genitals

She almost panicked when she noticed her garden poking out of her bikini bottom.

by The Return of Light Joker December 11, 2010

garden

A highly euphemistic term for the female genitalia.

Awake, O north wind; and come, thou south; blow upon my garden, that the spices thereof may flow out. Let my beloved come into his garden, and eat his pleasant fruits.
-- Bible, Song of Songs 4:16

by LudwigVan November 13, 2003

Garden

Why are you looking up garden on urban dictionary? Don't you have anything better to do?

Searching up garden on urban dictionary? Thats a new low.

by Dari Ro June 24, 2013

Garden

Where your mom grows her azaleas!!!

Hey asshole, my dog just took a shit in your garden!!!

by SealingPhan April 19, 2009

Garden

Where nature is located at home.

I found a frog outside in the garden.

by SomeoneNew June 9, 2018