garden 

A distant derivative of the insult hoser.

hoser -> hose -> garden hose -> garden

Taylor: Let's go to the comic convention.
You: That's a terrible idea, you garden.
Taylor: Did you just call me a hoser?
You: In so many words...

garden by goldsac November 20, 2007

garden 

a herd of school buses

Get over into the right lane, there's a garden of school buses in front of us picking up students from the art museum.

garden by smooothbread May 23, 2018

garden 

a woman's pubic hair or genitals

She almost panicked when she noticed her garden poking out of her bikini bottom.

garden by The Return of Light Joker December 11, 2010

garden 

A highly euphemistic term for the female genitalia.

Awake, O north wind; and come, thou south; blow upon my garden, that the spices thereof may flow out. Let my beloved come into his garden, and eat his pleasant fruits.
-- Bible, Song of Songs 4:16

garden by LudwigVan November 13, 2003

Garden 

Why are you looking up garden on urban dictionary? Don't you have anything better to do?

Searching up garden on urban dictionary? Thats a new low.

Garden by Dari Ro June 24, 2013

Garden 

Where your mom grows her azaleas!!!

Hey asshole, my dog just took a shit in your garden!!!

Garden by SealingPhan April 19, 2009

Garden 

Where nature is located at home.

I found a frog outside in the garden.

Garden by SomeoneNew June 9, 2018