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Its a fucking fruit for god sake. Who the fuck DOESN'T know what a banana is?! FUCK! A STARVING KID IN AFRICA KNOWS WHAT A BANANA IS! HE FUCKING FANTASIZES ABOUT ONE EVERY DAY!
'Know what a banana is?'

'Of course i know what a fucking banana is you stupid fuck'
by legano June 22, 2008
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Banana, a subscriber of Onision who watches his videos so obsessively they begin to peel their own skin off while cannibalizing themselves to the point of death. Most bananas, aka onision subscribers Wind up dead or in the hospital due to the cancerous effectiveness videos. Onision must be stopped.
Guy 1, (Is a banana): "Hey, have you heard of Onision?" Guy 2: "Oh you mean the next Hitler?" Guy 1: *Kills himself*
by Ollie.Grey February 13, 2017
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1. a slang word derived from the old saying "bananas" used to describe someone that was crazy. Used now to describe anything in style or cool.
by Jewelius Seizer March 06, 2003
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According to Gwen Stefani, bananas is what "this shit" is. Soon thereafter she informs us how to spell bananas.

Addicting? Yes.
Retarted? Perhaps.
Genius? Absolutely.
Orange County Spelling Bee:

Bee Man: Ms. Stefani, please give a definition and then spell "Bananas."

GS: This shit is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S.

Bee Man: Genius. Pure Genius. Give her the 1st place trophy right away. Ms. Stefani, you are the bananas.
by Andro0z13 April 07, 2005
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An asian person who acts like they are white. Yellow on the outside, white on the inside.
Quang doesn't know what Dim Sum is? man that guy's a Banana.
by Troy February 19, 2003
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A yellow fruit that is known to dance and sing about peanutbutter and jelly.
by Baha October 01, 2004
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A banana is a measurement of length. Its use became common around the early twenty-first century, and has continued to remain in common English ever since. The original banana was defined as a curved yellow fruit that was 17 centimeters long; due to the great famine and subsequent death of many species, one banana is now nearer to 14.5 centimeters. However, one ISO banana is still defined as 17 centimeters despite the unit commonly being described as 14.5 centimeters.
"Your son is now 9 bananas tall!"
"Let's hope he lives to be 12!"

"A miss is as good as 9466.738613880132 bananas." -- old proverb

"Dude's travelling at 2000 bananas per minute!"
by Matrixx January 11, 2014
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