Jul 12 Word of the Day
The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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a term used for sarcasm or if you don't like someone or something that someone says. or an expression of happiness.
"I hope I never lie to him"
"Wow, really?"

"Oh yea i'm going out with your boyfriend"
"Wow."

"WOW! I FREAKING LOVE YOU!"
by TiffanyLeigh October 28, 2009
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Short for Whipped, Owned and Wrapped. Refers to when a guy is so totally dominated by a woman that he is whipped and owned by her and wrapped around her finger.
Jerry is totally WOW'd by Niranjana
by Neerabix March 07, 2010
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the word "wow" can be used when somebody says something stupid, when you realize something you should've known a looong time ago, when you are told something unexpected, when you are insulted very very badly, whenever someone says something pervy and stupid, when you see something amazing, when you are kissed..XD, and just whenever you feel like it. WOW!
aand now for some examples:

"the sky is blue!!" "wow."

"dudee!! ur supposed to write with a pencil!!" "ohh really??" "wow. just wow."

"im pregnant!" "wow."

"you follow your own poopy!!!" "wow."

"eddy sucks gab's dick!" "just wow."

*sees something amazing* "wow."

*kisses* "woow."


"WOW...JUST WOW..!"
by mz. zoi February 21, 2009
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An expression of absolute amazement. Often used to verbalize an overwhelming pleasant feeling or realization. Also used to express shock of a seemingly unbelievable fact.

wow acronym for Way Outtathis World
wow did you see that car flip over 3 times
by nbnk January 23, 2011
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