an expression you use when you're surprised or disappointed or sarcastic.
Child: I got 5% on my test

parent: WOW
by skinny mini May 23, 2019
Short for Whipped, Owned and Wrapped. Refers to when a guy is so totally dominated by a woman that he is whipped and owned by her and wrapped around her finger.
Jerry is totally WOW'd by Niranjana
by Neerabix March 8, 2010
Acronym for World of Warcraft. World of Warcraft consumes every part of your life until eventually you have no friends because when they come over to visit you don't pay any attention to them and your "real" friends are the ones you talk to on vent while playing WOW, you lose your girlfriend because she no longer exists next to Warcraft, you start smoking in your room because your too involved in the game to go outside, lose all interest in going outside or having sex, you lose your job and eventually have to move home with you parents...
I left my boyfriend because he left me for WOW.
by Shannon Elizabeth July 21, 2005
WOW (or Wide Open West), a weak sauce cable provider that got lucky in terms of customer increase because of the Time Warner Cable/Comcast Merger Scare

Wide Open West wants you to think you're getting the best channels on cable but unforntunately the cable company's cable lineup is so barebones it's laughable as a plethora of HD channels and desired channels like Smile of a Child, Sprout among others are non-existent on their lineup as they are too fucking lazy to even make a deal to pick up these channels

WOW's OS on their cable boxes are pretty sad as they can't make a simple task like finding your show and ask it to record simple in execution
A kid: MOM!
Mother: Yes dear?
A kid: Where's Sprout?
Mother: We don't get it no more
A kid: Why?
Mother: We switched to WOW
*kid kills himself by drowning in bleach*
by Sgt. Bilby June 3, 2015
WOW (Whip 'em Out Wednesdays)
Greatest radio promotion of all time, created by the "Opie & Anthony" radio show. Listeners would place "WOW" bumper stickers on their cars, and on Wednesdays, women fans were encouraged to flah their bare breasts at cars with the stickers on them.
"Now ladies, be sure to WOW those cars today. Make some poor guy's day by giving him a treat on his way home."
by Abe April 12, 2004
Short for 'World of Warcraft'
Those Night Elves from WOW are soooo sexy!

Steve Irwin looks alot like an orc from WOW don't you think?
by seeD November 28, 2004