Muckus 

A messy ruckus or diaster

1-There was a food fight last friday it was a mukcuss

2-I tried to do a backflip while standing on me head it was a muckus

Muckus by 3rdgen January 3, 2009

muckus 

Sloppy wet vagina that is wet, brown, and horribly hairy

The old woman went commando and everyone saw her muckus

muckus by jobin blowhorn October 24, 2009

prattler-muckus

the crazy man that goes around about town talking crazy; talk that no one understands or believes, Yet every one agrees to react upon.

check your Bibles.....

Jj: "something should be done about that prattler-muckus talking crazy cause all that crazy talk could be true possibly maybe we should leave all that alone. after all thats hard job.

Ba: "you dont say"

JjBa: "all that prattle mucking makes everything untrue! true."

prattler-muckus by JjthaJeTtplaine May 22, 2010

Muckspreads 

The act of a hippopotamus shiting while waving its tail in a back in forth manner making the shit seem as if its been put into a fan

I'd rather place my face against a hippopotamuses butt while it muckspreads.

Muckspreads by Jahgee1124 October 10, 2012

Muckspread 

When an animal is taking a poop as its tail presses against its anus, making the poop shredded up as it drips out.

The Hippo muckspread as it was yawning.

Muckspread by Bassistfreak July 13, 2011

muckums 

Milky, rich and creamy substance which can be milked from the penis. A vitamin-and-mineral-filled staple. The milk of life.

Having no way to produce muckums on their own, the lesbians decided to hire multiple males to repeatedly fuck them until their vaginas were overflowing with the hot milk before taking turns to drink the sweet muckums from between their spread legs.

muckums by Rob Focker January 10, 2006

mucksavage 

Common Irish term for a country dweller or someone unfamiliar with urban life. These creatures thrive on Hang sandwiches and warm Fanta orange.

A: What's that funny looking thing in the corner?
B: That's a television you stupid mucksavage.

mucksavage by Bart September 23, 2004