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Sloppy wet vagina that is wet, brown, and horribly hairy
The old woman went commando and everyone saw her muckus
muckus by jobin blowhorn October 24, 2009
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prattler-muckus

the crazy man that goes around about town talking crazy; talk that no one understands or believes, Yet every one agrees to react upon.

check your Bibles.....
Jj: "something should be done about that prattler-muckus talking crazy cause all that crazy talk could be true possibly maybe we should leave all that alone. after all thats hard job.

Ba: "you dont say"

JjBa: "all that prattle mucking makes everything untrue! true."

Muckspreads 

The act of a hippopotamus shiting while waving its tail in a back in forth manner making the shit seem as if its been put into a fan
I'd rather place my face against a hippopotamuses butt while it muckspreads.
Muckspreads by Jahgee1124 October 10, 2012

Muckspread 

When an animal is taking a poop as its tail presses against its anus, making the poop shredded up as it drips out.
The Hippo muckspread as it was yawning.
Muckspread by Bassistfreak July 13, 2011
Milky, rich and creamy substance which can be milked from the penis. A vitamin-and-mineral-filled staple. The milk of life.
Having no way to produce muckums on their own, the lesbians decided to hire multiple males to repeatedly fuck them until their vaginas were overflowing with the hot milk before taking turns to drink the sweet muckums from between their spread legs.
muckums by Rob Focker January 10, 2006

mucksavage 

Common Irish term for a country dweller or someone unfamiliar with urban life. These creatures thrive on Hang sandwiches and warm Fanta orange.
A: What's that funny looking thing in the corner?
B: That's a television you stupid mucksavage.
mucksavage by Bart September 23, 2004
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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