When your man has had a bad day at work, or a hard time just dealing with people through the day, or even if he is nice and relaxed.......surprise him with a nice, big sloppy blowjob. Remember, if you're still pretty when its done....you are not doing it right!!
I could tell my man had had a hard day at work when he walked through the door, I automatically stopped what I was doing and before he could get his coat off, I already had a sloppy in the works. And of course when I was done, I had no more make up on, sweaty hair, and a runny nose. That is how you do it ladies.
by Nadia! December 26, 2017
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a state of being where one is entirely inebriated beyond comprehension, memory loss is common in this state
by Infamous Zeus salt n pepa hair November 22, 2010
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A Girl who is the one that you smile at and she sucks your dick. This is the one that you dont have to put any effort into, and you know she wants it. This is not a girl you have to talk to and get to know, this is the one that your see at a party drunk off her ass and no spitting game is needed. True sloppy girls dont even need to be drunk.
1)Now Camille is sloppy, just smile at her and she will sukc your dick.
2) Senior, white, sloppy, now thats what i like.
2) Senior, white, sloppy, now thats what i like.
by Bobbydizzle January 31, 2007
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See: Altland. Often consumes too much alcohol to maintain a state of proper human being. Such actions include repeated rambling, yelling, inability to stand up on two feet, and in worst case sloppiness episodes, puking.
by GetoffMe January 10, 2005
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by Anonymous December 08, 2002
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A quality of a person who needs to get really wasted and gross in order to have a good time or impress/entertain others. TSloppy people drink and drink and drink, then holler and jump around for a bit before you have to just put them in a corner and watch them puke all over themselves. Great kodak->facebook opportunity.
Raquel is such a sloppy fool. There is now puke all over my basement and all of my parent's exotic beverages are empty and laying around her 'corner'.
by Staplers December 19, 2009
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adj. The state of intoxication slightly beyond tipsy. This can best be achieved by consuming 4 - 7 alcoholic drinks in an hour.
Person 1: Dude, are you good to drive tonight, you've been drinking pretty hard.
Person 2: It's cool man. I'm sloppy, but I'll definitely make it home.
Person 2: It's cool man. I'm sloppy, but I'll definitely make it home.
by gabulldogs123 May 29, 2008
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