When your man has had a bad day at work, or a hard time just dealing with people through the day, or even if he is nice and relaxed.......surprise him with a nice, big sloppy blowjob. Remember, if you're still pretty when its done....you are not doing it right!!

a state of being where one is entirely inebriated beyond comprehension, memory loss is common in this state

A Girl who is the one that you smile at and she sucks your dick. This is the one that you dont have to put any effort into, and you know she wants it. This is not a girl you have to talk to and get to know, this is the one that your see at a party drunk off her ass and no spitting game is needed. True sloppy girls dont even need to be drunk.

See: Altland. Often consumes too much alcohol to maintain a state of proper human being. Such actions include repeated rambling, yelling, inability to stand up on two feet, and in worst case sloppiness episodes, puking.

a term used to describe an individual who frequently gets overwhelmingly intoxicated

A quality of a person who needs to get really wasted and gross in order to have a good time or impress/entertain others. TSloppy people drink and drink and drink, then holler and jump around for a bit before you have to just put them in a corner and watch them puke all over themselves. Great kodak->facebook opportunity.

adj. The state of intoxication slightly beyond tipsy. This can best be achieved by consuming 4 - 7 alcoholic drinks in an hour.