muckson 

Mucksons are roughly man shaped pedophiles which take on disguises such as Pirates and Japanese English teachers.

Little kid, "Hey what's that over,...!!!"
Muckson, "UNGH UNGH UNGH UNGH, LOOK IN MY EYES!!!!"

muckson by Jida November 17, 2006

muckson 

Mucksons are roughly man shaped pedophiles which take on disguises such as Pirates and Japanese English teachers.

Little kid, "Hey what's that over,...!!!"
Muckson, "UNGH UNGH UNGH UNGH, LOOK IN MY EYES!!!!"

muckson by Jida November 17, 2006

Jichael Mackson 

A reverse Michael Jackson; e.g. A white celebrity getting increasingly darker through the years.

Jerry: Wow, Ariana Grande sure has gotten darker!
Mary: That's what you call a Jichael Mackson.

Jichael Mackson by pizzazz dude January 13, 2021

mackson

By definition the sickest sexual act in mankind's wide repertoire of deviance. Involves any sort of sharp objects, though most commonly scissors, rubberbands, and a pineapple. Note that one's whole body should be disinffected before attempting a mackson.

No! Not the mackson!

mackson by Eleventyone April 19, 2005

Muckbong

Something I will never understand

Dude, du u know what muckbong is

Muckbong by Mrfartface February 1, 2020

Muckdonalds 

Muckdonalds. 'nuff said!

My kids actually said that they'd rather eat the cardboard box as it probably had more flavour than the shit posing as food it contained! True! They've called it Muckdonalds ever since.

Muckdonalds by swineyvee October 9, 2006

Mucusona 

A furry that is a mollusk or animal covered in mucus. (i.e. Octopus, Frogs, snails, slugs ect.)

Furry 1: My fursona is a snail!
Furry 2: Wouldn't that be a Mucusona?

Mucusona by Oof.wii September 8, 2018