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Mucksons are roughly man shaped pedophiles which take on disguises such as Pirates and Japanese English teachers.

Little kid, "Hey what's that over,...!!!"
Muckson, "UNGH UNGH UNGH UNGH, LOOK IN MY EYES!!!!"

muckson by Jida November 17, 2006

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muckson

Mucksons are roughly man shaped pedophiles which take on disguises such as Pirates and Japanese English teachers.

Little kid, "Hey what's that over,...!!!"
Muckson, "UNGH UNGH UNGH UNGH, LOOK IN MY EYES!!!!"

muckson by Jida November 17, 2006

Related Words

muckson • mackson • Muckbong • Muckdonalds • Mucusona • Jichael Mackson • Muck Fondays • Muck Money • mucks and messes

Jichael Mackson

A reverse Michael Jackson; e.g. A white celebrity getting increasingly darker through the years.

Jerry: Wow, Ariana Grande sure has gotten darker!
Mary: That's what you call a Jichael Mackson.

Jichael Mackson by pizzazz dude January 13, 2021

mackson

By definition the sickest sexual act in mankind's wide repertoire of deviance. Involves any sort of sharp objects, though most commonly scissors, rubberbands, and a pineapple. Note that one's whole body should be disinffected before attempting a mackson.

No! Not the mackson!

mackson by Eleventyone April 19, 2005

Muckbong

Something I will never understand

Dude, du u know what muckbong is

Muckbong by Mrfartface February 1, 2020

Muckdonalds

Muckdonalds. 'nuff said!

My kids actually said that they'd rather eat the cardboard box as it probably had more flavour than the shit posing as food it contained! True! They've called it Muckdonalds ever since.

Muckdonalds by swineyvee October 9, 2006

Mucusona

A furry that is a mollusk or animal covered in mucus. (i.e. Octopus, Frogs, snails, slugs ect.)

Furry 1: My fursona is a snail!
Furry 2: Wouldn't that be a Mucusona?

Mucusona by Oof.wii September 8, 2018

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026