Muckspread 

When an animal is taking a poop as its tail presses against its anus, making the poop shredded up as it drips out.

The Hippo muckspread as it was yawning.

Muckspread by Bassistfreak July 13, 2011

muck spread

The mess that occurs when a hippo takes a shit, but rather than allowing the shit to drop from it's anus, it presses it's tail against it's ass crack, waving it back and forth, spreading the shit all over the place.

"I'd rather press my face against a hippopotamuses butt while it muck spreads." - Angry Video Game Nerd

muck spread by cheez_man_person March 6, 2010

Muckspreads 

The act of a hippopotamus shiting while waving its tail in a back in forth manner making the shit seem as if its been put into a fan

I'd rather place my face against a hippopotamuses butt while it muckspreads.

Muckspreads by Jahgee1124 October 10, 2012

Muckspreader

A term used for a larger than normal pair of buttocks

Omg check out the size of that muckspreader !

Muckspreader by Mickyblueeyes November 25, 2018

macspreading 

Spreading and/or showing off your 15" MacBook Pro all over the coffee table

That guy in a turtleneck was totally macspreading his newest MacBook at Starbucks this morning.

macspreading by nilsibøii90 September 27, 2017

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022