Muckspread

When an animal is taking a poop as its tail presses against its anus, making the poop shredded up as it drips out.

The Hippo muckspread as it was yawning.

by Bassistfreak July 13, 2011

muck spread

The mess that occurs when a hippo takes a shit, but rather than allowing the shit to drop from it's anus, it presses it's tail against it's ass crack, waving it back and forth, spreading the shit all over the place.

"I'd rather press my face against a hippopotamuses butt while it muck spreads." - Angry Video Game Nerd

by cheez_man_person March 6, 2010

Muckspreads

The act of a hippopotamus shiting while waving its tail in a back in forth manner making the shit seem as if its been put into a fan

I'd rather place my face against a hippopotamuses butt while it muckspreads.

by Jahgee1124 October 10, 2012

Muckspreader

A term used for a larger than normal pair of buttocks

Omg check out the size of that muckspreader !

by Mickyblueeyes November 25, 2018

macspreading

Spreading and/or showing off your 15" MacBook Pro all over the coffee table

That guy in a turtleneck was totally macspreading his newest MacBook at Starbucks this morning.

by nilsibøii90 September 27, 2017