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Mucksucker

A term used for a person who cannot stop themself putting dirty things in their mouth.
"Bloody hell,I caught Ethel in the bins again!! She's a rite ruddy mucksucker of that there is no doubt, I can tell you."

'Jeremy knew he was letting his compulsion to put dirty things in his mouth get the better of him. It occured to him when he could not stop himself from thinking about chewing on a used condom he passed by whilst on his way to work that morning. "I am a dirty Mucksucker" he whispered to himself, "but damn I like it."'
by REV. Spoons Feltchmurkin January 11, 2009
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longjaw mudsucker

A person that has agreed to go to an event, but every time they open their mouth there is an excuse as to why they are late and never end up making it.

The saying seems to have started in Santa Barbara during a bachelors party weekend, the longjaw mudsucker is typical from the area.
I just called Marin to see why he was late, but all I heard was excuses as to why he was late. I don't think he's going to make it, he is such a longjaw mudsucker.
by SpekTro April 5, 2015
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cucksucker

A husband who either willingly or through humiliating coercion licks and sucks the cock of his wife's lover, immediately after he's watched them fuck, and her lover has shot his sperm inside her. The submissive act may also be preceded or followed by the husband's performing oral sex on his wife and consuming her lover's semen.
Mike was so excited by witnessing his wife Bonnie mate with Gary and experience multiple orgasms from his big cock, he enthusiastically licked and sucked Gary's cock clean afterwards. Mike had given in to becoming a shameless and depraved cucksucker.

When Bonnie realized her husband was a complete pussy-whipped wimp, she began bringing lovers home to fuck in their marriage bed. When Mike passively tolerated it, Bonnie and her more aggressive lovers began forcing Mike to watch, then to clean up the spermy mess they made of each other afterwards. Of course Mike was forced to clean up with his mouth, and became his wife's sperm-filled cunt eater and her lovers' cunt-covered cucksucker.
by July41944 July 31, 2009
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cucksucker

A cuckold that also sucks cock.
Damn! That cucksucker gives better head than his whorin' wife!
by notenuf January 26, 2008
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fucksucker

A person who eats cum out of another persons orifice (ass, vagina, mouth)
Amy is a fucksucker, she ate out Jen right after I came in her pussy.
by $$$$$D-Money$$$$$ May 25, 2010
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mudsucker

Racial slur. A person who likes to perform fellatio on black men.
Tito's got him a mudsucker, every time the girl sees him she sticks his dick in her mouth like a baby with a pacifier.
by SheilaPrince July 12, 2009
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mocksucker

Someone who is superficially on good terms with everyone by dint of insincere graces.
He seems nice, but he's a mocksucker.
by B Ligerati January 15, 2008
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