Bart's definitions

drop hats

A word created by two devious young men. Meaning to go have anal sex (ussually male on male).

"Hey, Jim. Wanna go drop hats?"

by Bart November 8, 2004

micky finn

An alcoholic drink that has been adulterated with a drug that causes the drinker to pass out, typically chloral hydrate.

When John woke up naked in an alley behind the bar, he figured that the bartender had slipped him a Micky Finn.

by Bart January 7, 2005

tored

a "jack of all trades" verbal mutant, it can be a noun, verb or an adjective.

refers to anything in it's most extreme form (either good or bad), or anything toxic (i.e. a cigarette, beer or drugs). it can even be an exclamation.

Did you see Greg just puke?
Yeah...Tored.

I'm going to the bar. Anybody need a tored?

Did you see that hot piece of ass? She was tored.

Did you see that beast of a women? She was tored.

Tored!

by Bart February 18, 2004

stingy

reluctant to part with or share cash, food, drink, or any other items. tightorcheap.

A: Buy me a pint please.
B: No, piss off.
A: Ooh ye stingy cunt.

by Bart September 23, 2004

wahoo

The art of "wahooing" beer/liquor is practiced by underage individuals who carry the alcohol in question up to the cashier, throw a substantial amount of currency on the counter that is well in excess of the sticker price of the alcohol in question, and run out the door. E.g., $20 for a 12-pack. The idea being, the store or cashier gets to pocket some "hush money" not to pursue the issue.

by bart October 28, 2003

s.o.b

son of a bitch

ur an s.o.b

by bart September 3, 2003

Closet

The place where gay people hide their true selves.

I would like to exit the closet, but there is a Bible wedged too tight under the door. Help.

by Bart June 4, 2003