the act of 'poking' your hand up somebody's bum bum.
similar to a credit card but without the slide action.
similar to a credit card but without the slide action.
by barT April 17, 2003
A: I hear Mr Fothington-Smythe is without gainful employment these days, ey Wilson?
B: Yes M'Lord that uselss scrounging lazy feckless washed up cunt is a governemt artist.
A: Ah what witty reparte Wilson.
B: Yes M'Lord that uselss scrounging lazy feckless washed up cunt is a governemt artist.
A: Ah what witty reparte Wilson.
by bart September 23, 2004
Methodist College is a private institution that is located in Fayetteville, NC. The student body primarily consists of extremely disfigured women and alcoholic golfers who drink heavily just to blur the memories of sleeping with them. While students who live on-campus suffer from a strictly enforced "no-alcohol policy", off-campus students at Heather Ridge Apartments enjoy the freedom of vandalizing and littering the complex with Beast Ice cans and King Cobra 40's. The HR residents also like to enjoy late night swimming, sausage fests, and 3 AM trips to Wafflehouse to admire the local crackheads. Even though Methodist College accumulates a ridiculous amount of revenue off tuition (3rd most expensive college in North Carolina), most would fail to recognize where this tuition money is utilized. Surely it isn't all spent on the burnt out "community college level" faculty. The money is obviously spent elsewhere because The Methodist College "Security" Force relies heavily on making money by giving students parking tickets for parking in an inappropriate fashion or driving 1.75 miles over the speed limit. Perhaps the most suitable conclusion for this definition would be the Methodist College Alma Mater. "Methodist College, where the men are men, and the women are too."
by Bart April 15, 2005
the apex of the female form, a girl so beautiful you'd give yer left nut to rummage through her furry field
by Bart February 18, 2004
by Bart June 05, 2003
An Irish rural persons attempt at the word Ham, most commonly used in reference to a sandwich or 'sammich' to make a hangsammich the staple diet of all red necks making the trip to Dublin to watch "de hurlin" a gladiatorial style of combat that makes Russell Crowe look like a big pansy
by bart September 23, 2004
"My ass is sore after a good quality plugging, but after squeling like a pig, it sure feels like all that is holy."
by Bart June 05, 2003