Bart's definitions

wahoo

The art of "wahooing" beer/liquor is practiced by underage individuals who carry the alcohol in question up to the cashier, throw a substantial amount of currency on the counter that is well in excess of the sticker price of the alcohol in question, and run out the door. E.g., $20 for a 12-pack. The idea being, the store or cashier gets to pocket some "hush money" not to pursue the issue.

by bart October 28, 2003

s.o.b

son of a bitch

ur an s.o.b

by bart September 3, 2003

chime

To invite yourself into a conversation. to chime in, to come in with being invited etc. May be told to chime out, if you chimed in

josh: hi rick
rick; hey slong
josh: what u do on the weekend
*chris runs up and stands inbetween them both and says*
chris: i went on the boat
rick: chime out chris

by Bart September 30, 2003

government artist

Jobless individual depending on their income from the state, i.e they 'draw' the dole.

A: I hear Mr Fothington-Smythe is without gainful employment these days, ey Wilson?

B: Yes M'Lord that uselss scrounging lazy feckless washed up cunt is a governemt artist.

A: Ah what witty reparte Wilson.

by bart September 23, 2004

golden shower

Hot,piss urine streaming onto a lover.

"I like to have my face swathed in thee golden shower."

by Bart June 4, 2003

snake

A cock.

"The snake likes to burrow deep in the black hole."

by Bart June 5, 2003

Scum Cookie

A cookie that a group of guys gather around and beat off onto. Whoever is the last to squeeze it off has to eat the bukaki cookie for honor.

Kyle: hey you guys, you wanna play scum cookie?
Mitch & George: Hell yeah!!!
Mike: Dude, can I just call an automatic last?

by Bart December 22, 2005