Bart's definitions

Relayed

Leet Screenname Im me to trade!

by Bart June 12, 2003

government artist

Jobless individual depending on their income from the state, i.e they 'draw' the dole.

A: I hear Mr Fothington-Smythe is without gainful employment these days, ey Wilson?

B: Yes M'Lord that uselss scrounging lazy feckless washed up cunt is a governemt artist.

A: Ah what witty reparte Wilson.

by bart September 23, 2004

stingy

reluctant to part with or share cash, food, drink, or any other items. tightorcheap.

A: Buy me a pint please.
B: No, piss off.
A: Ooh ye stingy cunt.

by Bart September 23, 2004

weinus

Pronunciation: 'wE-nus
Function: noun
Usage: often attributive
Etymology: Middle English, from Latin prickus maximus
1 a : a highly irritable soft white domestic male (Pussus Whoopus) closely related to the common spineless rat (Rodentus Stinkus).

Kevin Dagget Sales Consultant Master is a weinus.

by Bart June 17, 2006

flogger

One who comes into the store, looks around, tries on many things, bugs the employees for a while, and ultimately leaves empty handed, not purchasing a single thing in the store.

The store today after the baseball game was filled with floggers.

by Bart June 18, 2006

cumshot

Ejaculation.

Porn star Peter North is noted for his large cumshots.

by Bart September 14, 2002

facial

To cum on someone's face. Often used in conjunction with "cumshot".

In most quality porn, the scene ends in a facial cumshot.

by Bart September 14, 2002