stingy

reluctant to part with or share cash, food, drink, or any other items. tightorcheap.

A: Buy me a pint please.
B: No, piss off.
A: Ooh ye stingy cunt.

by Bart September 23, 2004

Jisim

Sperm, ejaculate, warm cum that oozes from a juicy cock.

I like to swallow jisim when I go down on my lovers.

by Bart June 04, 2003

chime

To invite yourself into a conversation. to chime in, to come in with being invited etc. May be told to chime out, if you chimed in

josh: hi rick
rick; hey slong
josh: what u do on the weekend
*chris runs up and stands inbetween them both and says*
chris: i went on the boat
rick: chime out chris

by Bart September 30, 2003

s.o.b

son of a bitch

ur an s.o.b

by bart September 03, 2003

Relayed

Leet Screenname Im me to trade!

by Bart June 12, 2003

Closet

The place where gay people hide their true selves.

I would like to exit the closet, but there is a Bible wedged too tight under the door. Help.

by Bart June 04, 2003

government artist

Jobless individual depending on their income from the state, i.e they 'draw' the dole.

A: I hear Mr Fothington-Smythe is without gainful employment these days, ey Wilson?

B: Yes M'Lord that uselss scrounging lazy feckless washed up cunt is a governemt artist.

A: Ah what witty reparte Wilson.

by bart September 23, 2004