Bart's definitions

facial

To cum on someone's face. Often used in conjunction with "cumshot".

In most quality porn, the scene ends in a facial cumshot.

by Bart September 14, 2002

cumshot

Ejaculation.

Porn star Peter North is noted for his large cumshots.

by Bart September 14, 2002

weinus

Pronunciation: 'wE-nus
Function: noun
Usage: often attributive
Etymology: Middle English, from Latin prickus maximus
1 a : a highly irritable soft white domestic male (Pussus Whoopus) closely related to the common spineless rat (Rodentus Stinkus).

Kevin Dagget Sales Consultant Master is a weinus.

by Bart June 17, 2006

stingy

reluctant to part with or share cash, food, drink, or any other items. tightorcheap.

A: Buy me a pint please.
B: No, piss off.
A: Ooh ye stingy cunt.

by Bart September 23, 2004

tored

a "jack of all trades" verbal mutant, it can be a noun, verb or an adjective.

refers to anything in it's most extreme form (either good or bad), or anything toxic (i.e. a cigarette, beer or drugs). it can even be an exclamation.

Did you see Greg just puke?
Yeah...Tored.

I'm going to the bar. Anybody need a tored?

Did you see that hot piece of ass? She was tored.

Did you see that beast of a women? She was tored.

Tored!

by Bart February 18, 2004

pedo

A person who is sexually attracted to children.
Short for pedophile.

Many priests are pedos.

by Bart September 14, 2002

Toot Toot

Means heavy

Your mum lets your girl sleep over and u say Toot Toot

by Bart November 22, 2003