Bart's definitions

facial

To cum on someone's face. Often used in conjunction with "cumshot".

In most quality porn, the scene ends in a facial cumshot.

by Bart September 14, 2002

cumshot

Ejaculation.

Porn star Peter North is noted for his large cumshots.

by Bart September 14, 2002

tored

a "jack of all trades" verbal mutant, it can be a noun, verb or an adjective.

refers to anything in it's most extreme form (either good or bad), or anything toxic (i.e. a cigarette, beer or drugs). it can even be an exclamation.

Did you see Greg just puke?
Yeah...Tored.

I'm going to the bar. Anybody need a tored?

Did you see that hot piece of ass? She was tored.

Did you see that beast of a women? She was tored.

Tored!

by Bart February 18, 2004

micky finn

An alcoholic drink that has been adulterated with a drug that causes the drinker to pass out, typically chloral hydrate.

When John woke up naked in an alley behind the bar, he figured that the bartender had slipped him a Micky Finn.

by Bart January 7, 2005

drop hats

A word created by two devious young men. Meaning to go have anal sex (ussually male on male).

"Hey, Jim. Wanna go drop hats?"

by Bart November 8, 2004

mucksavage

Common Irish term for a country dweller or someone unfamiliar with urban life. These creatures thrive on Hang sandwiches and warm Fanta orange.

A: What's that funny looking thing in the corner?
B: That's a television you stupid mucksavage.

by Bart September 23, 2004

stingy

reluctant to part with or share cash, food, drink, or any other items. tightorcheap.

A: Buy me a pint please.
B: No, piss off.
A: Ooh ye stingy cunt.

by Bart September 23, 2004