yawning

a stretchy breathe.
f: are you tired?
s: NO IM JUST YAWNING BECAUSE MY MOUTH WANTS TO DO A STRETCHY BREATHE
by sarahue November 10, 2019
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When you're tired, and your jaw opens and you let out a gust of mighty man wind. Sometimes it sounds like a fart, but it works...Kind of
Oh jee willikers, I sure am tired...YAAAAWWWWNNing right now. The person would then open their jaw, yawns, and unleash fury
by Lettuceleaf June 18, 2011
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The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Married man: "Since we got married she has completed changed..she would not even let me talk anymore..besides from the times when i yawn, she keeps my mouth shut..its as if she now wears the pants in the relationship...nowadays I feel like less of a man.."

Dr. Phil: "LOL!"
by ZCMC March 10, 2009
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The single most contagious thing in the known universe. Can be passed from person to person by the mystery of F-Gas.
Me: Darn you!! Stop yawning!!!
Ac: I can't help it!! *Yawn* I'm tired!! I got potatoed to death last night!!
by KittyGirl August 15, 2004
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what you do when you're tired. usually occurs in math or school in general. contagious to two people.
*yawn*
by sleepisbetter June 13, 2003
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A biological mechanism, commonly of mammals, used to restore oxygen to the brain when fatigued.
If none of us yawned we would either pass out or become mentally debilitated, so yawning during a boring conversation is not that rude after all.
by Limbo March 5, 2006
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A common sign of lack of sleep or boredom. It erupts from your mouth, kind of like a weird moan. Very contagious. You could experience a series of yawns just by seeing, hearing, and or thinking about yawning.
I have yawned 4.. no 5 times just while typing this definition.

FACT: You have or will yawn while reading this.
by lolicakes January 30, 2011
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