Munkus 

a slang alternative for a human, or other animal, head containing the brain at the topmost part of the body . Synonymous with dome, melon, skull, noodle, bean, brain bucket, cranium, block, and conk.

Man, that kid sure clunked his munkus.
Wow, that kids has the biggest munkus I've ever seen.
His munkus must be spinning after getting punched that hard.

Munkus by Grumpy Monkey Pants December 13, 2016

munkus 

To lose a colon. Or to be attacked by small colon dwelling gnomes.

Ahhhh man, the doctor munkus'd me. I can no longer poo properly. :(

munkus by GuRu December 2, 2003

Munkus 

Just a pile of mess/crap/goo. Think snot mixed with dog poo.

John just fell into a big pile of munkus and got it all over himself

Munkus by salamahol March 24, 2011

munkus 

Also monkus (n) Any of four folds of tissue of the female external genitalia.

Chloe begged me for hours to "spank her munkus"

munkus by Poppa December 18, 2005

Munkus 

A little munk looking boy living in a basement and gets absolutely minus zero vagina, pussy or bitches but lies alone with a throbbing cock

Boy 1: “yo wassup bro did you see Freddie yesterday? He got rejected by Jessica”

Boy2: “iiijjjeeaarrhhhh yallah I saw. Damn what a munkus”

Munkus by Munkuslover February 22, 2023

Hunkus Munkus 

Small stuffed-toy animal. Allegedly a monkey, though more closely resembles a very hairy baby. Has been known to disappear once owner reaches a certain age/maturity level.

Girl: 'Mum, where is Hunkus Munkus?'
Mother: 'He went to live on a farm.'
Girl: 'Waaaahh.'

Hunkus Munkus by cutgirl October 13, 2010

Jermorificus Minkus 

1.Someone that makes you say: HOLY SHIT! THAT'S AWESOME!
2.Someone who is either kickass, hilarious, or both.
3.Also called Jermo.
4.Greek meaning: Kickass Motherfucker.

That guy's just ran up a wall, did a backflip and kicked the other guy in the face. He's definitely a Jermorificus Minkus.

Jermorificus Minkus by minkmonkey92 January 15, 2009