Muckspreads

The act of a hippopotamus shiting while waving its tail in a back in forth manner making the shit seem as if its been put into a fan

I'd rather place my face against a hippopotamuses butt while it muckspreads.

by Jahgee1124 October 10, 2012

Muckspread

When an animal is taking a poop as its tail presses against its anus, making the poop shredded up as it drips out.

The Hippo muckspread as it was yawning.

by Bassistfreak July 13, 2011

Muckspreader

A term used for a larger than normal pair of buttocks

Omg check out the size of that muckspreader !

by Mickyblueeyes November 25, 2018