McDoc 

Physician in urgent care center not intended for long-term relationship.
Synonym: Doc-in-a-box

I had a cold so I went to the McDoc.

McDoc by Mitchell Gossman December 5, 2003

McDicnic 

For the times that a picnic is made up of only McDonalds food.

My family had a McDicnic last Saturday at the park.

McDicnic by Tommy2113 June 11, 2020

Barry McCockiner 

A famous twitter user known for trolling people in the sports world. He is sometimes referred to as Sports Talk Barry. One thing he is famous for is changing his twitter name to sports reporters like David Aldridge and Ian Rappoport and making ridiculous stories that many people fall for, including many verified accounts on twitter.

Guy 1: Did you hear that Chris Paul made James Harden cry because he made fun of Harden's man boobs?
Guy 2: Nah, that didn't actually happen. It was a fake story by Barry McCockiner

Barry McCockiner by class_act_trooplover December 3, 2019

McDonald’s Sprite

A very strong sprite served at McDonald’s that can be compared to hard liquor and is said to give you secret powers

That McDonald’s sprite hard af

McDonald’s Sprite by Big pisser August 15, 2019

McDojo 

A martial arts school that is solely established to make money instead of genuinely teaching martial arts. A huge percentage of mcdojos in the U.S.
Some signs of a mcdojo:
- The instructor claims to be a 10th degree black belt (highest rank possible that is achieved through lifetime of commitment and practice)
-Instructor like you to refer to him/her as master/grandmaster or some other ego boosting work
-The instructor is overweight
-The instructor walks around like a king but doesn't actually (physically) show any techniques
-The instructor has a nice/expensive car
-The instructor claims to be some kind of champion
-Lots of trophies around the dojo
-Uniforms with lots of unnecessary patches
-Young black belts
-Receiving a black belt in a short amount of time
-No one ever fails a belt test
-Lots of small children running around like it's Chucky Cheese (they are often called little tigers or little dragons or something like that)
-Outrageous prices
-No discipline
-No physical workout (no one is completely exhausted after practice)
-The school enforces point fighting
-No real self-defense
-Little to no contact in sparring
-School claiming to be "Family friendly"

-"A Black Belt School"
-Contract having an option to pay a year in advance
-Guaranteed to have a belt promotion test within 3 months of starting training
-Students showing poor technique and no power
-Young children sparring with adults (imagine being at least a teenager and sparing a 10 year old)
-Instructors claiming to be the best and having the best school
I can go on, but you get the idea.

I am a 10th Degree Black Belt in Karate and Tae Kwon Do, Grandmaster Billy Joe Bob, Ph. D. Tiger Karate McDojo is the school of CHAMPIONS

McDojo by vladik87 September 11, 2009

Mcdonald's Wifi 

Very bad, laggy internet. Usually is an insult during gaming in group chat referring that you have bad wifi.

- GG

Bro your not hosting your on Mcdonald's Wifi

Mcdonald's Wifi by Difiner To Define October 17, 2016

Off the 5 next to the Ikea. You know, near the McDonald's where we got that strawberry milkshake? 

A meaningless phrase originally coined by Derrick from RHPC
Can be inserted into nearly any conversation.

Person 1: Hey, were you at the party last night?

Person 2: Nah, I was off the 5 next to the Ikea. You know, near the McDonald's where we got that strawberry milkshake?

Off the 5 next to the Ikea. You know, near the McDonald's where we got that strawberry milkshake? by mole_mole_mole February 24, 2020