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a wide eyed human of under 18 - eager to discover the world, but forced to attend a prison where they are force fed information and are left to be attacked socially by their peers while the teachers shrug. These poor creatures are in an environment where they are forced to fight tooth and nail to recieve a sliver of recognition from their peers.
child by mintmyg October 30, 2019
A human being who is not yet fully mature. Often thought of as inferior to adults and dull-witted, hence generation after generation of people are becoming more and more stupid.
Child: i'm a happy and undomesticated human!
Society: *crushes spirit*
Child by Erszebet April 17, 2006
child = tommyinnit
child by nubnotfound March 5, 2021
a constant pain in the ass
Don't have a child unless you are ready to give up your freedom.
child by lickingllamas August 11, 2017
a form of cuisine, normally jewish.
"lemme eat the child with extra box
child by 360childstomper October 10, 2019
An individual between birth and puberty. (usually about 0-12 years old)
This 10 year old is a child.
child by Jack Wyatt May 28, 2007
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