Me:hey can I get two sausage McMuffins and a McFlurry (at McDonald’s)
Them: ohhhhhh sorrryyyy our ice cream machine is broken
by Yepthatswhatisaid March 20, 2019
Bob: “What happened to you?”
Joe: “I ate at McDonald’s.”
Bob: “So how much do you weigh now?”
Joe: “100,000 pounds.”
Bob: “So you’re suing for $100,000 then?”
Joe: “Yup.”
by SociopathicDuck January 28, 2019
A fast food franchise that kills its sweatshop workers that make the happy meal toys that are too tired, too injured or simply can’t work cos their 5. They fatten the discarded workers up and torture them every day to produce loads of tears. The discarded workers are then slaughtered and are produced into the food. The tears are produced into deep fat fryer oil and the drinks.
After finding out what McDonald’s does on urban dictionary John now understands why they’re so successful.
by DaSluttyMary April 14, 2019
McDonald’s is a fast food place where kids and adults could enjoy usual American dishes like burgers, fries ect. McDonald’s has fed billions of people and it’s a good food place. It’s also a place in which if kids see it while their parents are driving they will most likely ask to stop and get some food.
Mom: *drives by McDonald’s *
Kid: Hey mom can we get McDonald’s ?
Mom: Do you have McDonald’s money?
Kid: So we aren’t getting McDonald’s .
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