figures

An expression used when someone does something typical for them to do. Usually used in disappointment (in the person, in the situation, and/or in themselves for not predicting it would happen).

"Did you do my laundry like I asked?"
"Oh, I forgot."
"Figures."

by erhard September 09, 2006

figures

Used to describe irony, or a situation when one feels nothing else could go wrong.

(when a tire goes flat after visiting the tire dealer) Fuckin' figures!

by A. A. Ron February 25, 2005

figuratively

What everybody means when they say "literally".

-Dude, I literally had smoke coming out of my ears!

-Really? Don't you mean you figuratively had smoke coming out of your ears, or did you really have smoke leaking out of your earholes?

by Built2Spill November 17, 2004

Figured

Assumed something using both knowledge and common sense

"Sorry I didn't answer the phone I was busy" "ya that's what I figured"

by Cat203 July 14, 2018

Figures

Large amount of money

I just want to stack figures

by Ninise February 22, 2018

Figure

A digit of someone's net worth.

"Rich nigga, eight figure, that's my type"

- Saweetie, 2019

by Thats16myboi June 25, 2020

Figured

To be resolved, not an issue or concern.

"I wanna go out at 9, but I get off at 8:45"
"No sweat, it'll all get Figured"

by zzcool04 November 06, 2018