An expression used when someone does something typical for them to do. Usually used in disappointment (in the person, in the situation, and/or in themselves for not predicting it would happen).
"Did you do my laundry like I asked?"
"Oh, I forgot."
by erhard September 10, 2006
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Used to describe irony, or a situation when one feels nothing else could go wrong.
(when a tire goes flat after visiting the tire dealer) Fuckin' figures!
by A. A. Ron February 26, 2005
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What everybody means when they say "literally".
-Dude, I literally had smoke coming out of my ears!

-Really? Don't you mean you figuratively had smoke coming out of your ears, or did you really have smoke leaking out of your earholes?
by Built2Spill November 17, 2004
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Assumed something using both knowledge and common sense
"Sorry I didn't answer the phone I was busy" "ya that's what I figured"
by Cat203 July 14, 2018
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To be resolved, not an issue or concern.
"I wanna go out at 9, but I get off at 8:45"
"No sweat, it'll all get Figured"
by zzcool04 November 7, 2018
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