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things that guys like to play with
excuse me, can I touch your boobs?
by D-nutz January 11, 2003
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A mind control device for women to use against men.
Girl: Hey can you give me the answers to this test?

Nerd boy: No thats against the rules.

Girl: Pleeeeeaaaaaasssssssssseeeeeee??? *unbuttons shirt*

Nerd boy: OK!!!! No.1 is b *Goes on and on*

Girl: Thanks, your sooooo smart *wink*

Nerd boy: Thanks *jizzes pants* so are you gonna show me your boobs?

Girl: After class.
by Hi I'm Matt Biatch August 19, 2009
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The Things That Give Life Meaning And Joy.
Bill Was Depressed until he saw a pair of boobs, now it's nearly impossible to wipe that smile of his face.
by thegreatcornholio June 26, 2007
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Lumps on a woman's chest that tend to have a staring problem. Larger one's tend to stare more than others.
Can you please tell your boobs to stop staring at me?
by Dirty Slate January 19, 2011
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The greatest things in the world that just so happen to have females attatched to them.
"Dude, those amazing boobs have a girl growing on them!!!"
by Live2Love March 22, 2006
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