1. typically a leather strap used to tighten pants
2. to smack or hit someone
3. to have a belt - is to drink a swig of hard alcohol
4. a wide path i.e. bible belt
2. to smack or hit someone
3. to have a belt - is to drink a swig of hard alcohol
4. a wide path i.e. bible belt
by Bud E Love May 07, 2003
Enforcer of mothers' wills. Doesn't need to be an actual belt, just the notion. Sometimes the enforcer of fathers' wills, also.
Boy 1: Man, I'm in advanced classes.
Boy 2: Why?
Boy 1: Yeah, cuz my mom said I had to.
Boy 2: Do you always do what yo momma tell you to?
Boy 1: Yeah, she got a belt!
Boy 2: Why?
Boy 1: Yeah, cuz my mom said I had to.
Boy 2: Do you always do what yo momma tell you to?
Boy 1: Yeah, she got a belt!
by SammiWammi December 09, 2008
Dad: That's it, you're getting the belt!
Son: No..
Dad: *whip*
Son: *Pleasurable moan*
Dad: ??
The son jumps onto his dad shoving his PP in his mouth, then taking him down to the basement and tying up so he sucks his pp for ever. Don't belt your kids
Son: No..
Dad: *whip*
Son: *Pleasurable moan*
Dad: ??
The son jumps onto his dad shoving his PP in his mouth, then taking him down to the basement and tying up so he sucks his pp for ever. Don't belt your kids
by mummummumumumumummummuum November 01, 2019
Dad: Did you clean the stove?
Me: Yes, I did.
Dad:*Looks at stove*. WHAT THE HELL IS THIS STAIN?! *Whips out belt*.
Me: OH SHIT!
Me: Yes, I did.
Dad:*Looks at stove*. WHAT THE HELL IS THIS STAIN?! *Whips out belt*.
Me: OH SHIT!
by some other idiot November 17, 2020
by Samofbev January 07, 2011
by Brendan April 05, 2003
Definition 1:
A strip of leather with several small holes punctured through it at different intervals used around the waist to uphold trousers or shorts when loose.
Definition 2:
Daddy's favorite tool to use when you've been naughty.
A strip of leather with several small holes punctured through it at different intervals used around the waist to uphold trousers or shorts when loose.
Definition 2:
Daddy's favorite tool to use when you've been naughty.
Definition 1:
Person: Oh my trousers are falling down all the time
Friend: Why don't you buy a belt?
Person: Hmm...good idea
Definition 2:
Daddy: Son you have forsaken me for the last time
Son: Daddy please not the belt
Daddy: You must learn, BEND OVER
Son: DADDY NO
Daddy: The belt is coming off, this is what you get
*Son runs in fear as Daddy chases him with the belt*
Person: Oh my trousers are falling down all the time
Friend: Why don't you buy a belt?
Person: Hmm...good idea
Definition 2:
Daddy: Son you have forsaken me for the last time
Son: Daddy please not the belt
Daddy: You must learn, BEND OVER
Son: DADDY NO
Daddy: The belt is coming off, this is what you get
*Son runs in fear as Daddy chases him with the belt*
by thebigpenis42069 February 05, 2017