Wifi

Life

My wifi stopped working and so did I.

by Bangbangzeppelin July 3, 2014

Wifi

The reason you love McDonalds.

Guy 1: Dude, where are you at?

Guy 2: at McDonalds, gotta love free wifi

by ABeatifulWizard September 30, 2015

Wifi

Something essential to a kids life such as water, food etc.

Oh no! We don't have wifi! My life is over!!!!

by Anonymous61676279625863 January 11, 2016

Wifi

Disciple of Bob the Almighty, you must offer and pray to it if you want fast connection.

Let us sacrifice to Wifi!

by LegendaryWølf September 23, 2022

Wifi

Undeveloped cat

Wifi is small but cute

by Baptist loves croissants February 15, 2019

Wifi

Another word for a thot. Everybody uses her

Yo, yah mom is wifi, everyone uses her

by Shah Santanna January 13, 2014

No Wifi

The absolute scariest thing in the world like if you’re texting someone:

Hey dude! There’s No Wifi!
message not delivered

by GalaxyCat5000 May 22, 2019