A specific type of Art of Zoo porn. In which a woman is fucked by a pride of lions who cum on her face, then a conspiracy of lemurs cums on her face, they don't fuck her they just give her a facial, then a lounge of lizards drink the cum off her face.

Human 1: I jacked off to some lion lemur lizard bukkake gangbang porn last night.
Human 2: What the fuck is wrong with you.

lion lemur lizard bukkake gangbang by Xochimilco4142 October 28, 2021

Related Words

Lieard • lizard • LizardSquad • lizard brain • lizarding • Lizard King • lizard people • Linard • lizard lips • lidard

lizard people

Shorthand for people in a position of high authority (usually politics) that are so disingenuous, machiavellian, and detached from the plight of common people that it's almost like they belong to another conspiring, self-serving race entirely.

"Once again, we must choose between two candidates chosen by our lizard people overlords."

lizard people by JuanDoesNotSimply August 16, 2016

Ho lotta lizard

And obese hooker who works truck lots.

Wonda Wonderpig was a Ho Lotta lizard, who worked off the lots on I-40.

Ho lotta lizard by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016

Lot lizard look

Prostitutes with this look often wear Daisy Dukes, halters, have tattoos and look to truckers sexy, in a dirty way.

Yep, Wonda Wonderpig has the lot lizard look, alright!

Lot lizard look by I, Wreckerrr November 6, 2016

We're off to see the Lizard...

This occurs when a meeting with a reptilian, sneaky authority figure, such as a teacher or boss insists on a meeting.

The boss wants to talk to you!

Oh great; We're off to see the Lizard...

We're off to see the Lizard... by I, Wreckerrr September 6, 2020

Sintrinia Linardo

A scientific term referring ghost sounds.

Datuk: Puteri, I think you've forgot to put Sintrinia Linardo.
Puteri: Sintrinia Linardo? What is that, Datuk?
Datuk: It means ghost sounds.
Puteri: I see, but are there any reasons for putting it?
Datuk: Because what we're making is a horror film, right? How can it be called horror film if there's no ghost sounds?
Puteri: Noted. Thank you, Datuk!

Sintrinia Linardo by Sabah Tanah Airku January 14, 2023

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026