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Linard

Tall, uber cool, sexy. Skin the color of sweet mocha and a deep soul within. And one fine Master Hairstylist/Barber that is not gay! And can out shop any female on the planet. Knows how to put it together, and take it off. Easy, like Sunday mornings.
Linard Style.
by klingonlursa February 3, 2010
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Brodie Linard

by acorid August 9, 2024
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lion lemur lizard bukkake gangbang

A specific type of Art of Zoo porn. In which a woman is fucked by a pride of lions who cum on her face, then a conspiracy of lemurs cums on her face, they don't fuck her they just give her a facial, then a lounge of lizards drink the cum off her face.
Human 1: I jacked off to some lion lemur lizard bukkake gangbang porn last night.
Human 2: What the fuck is wrong with you.
by Xochimilco4142 October 28, 2021
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lizard people

Shorthand for people in a position of high authority (usually politics) that are so disingenuous, machiavellian, and detached from the plight of common people that it's almost like they belong to another conspiring, self-serving race entirely.
"Once again, we must choose between two candidates chosen by our lizard people overlords."
by JuanDoesNotSimply August 16, 2016
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Ho lotta lizard

And obese hooker who works truck lots.
Wonda Wonderpig was a Ho Lotta lizard, who worked off the lots on I-40.
by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016
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Lot lizard look

Prostitutes with this look often wear Daisy Dukes, halters, have tattoos and look to truckers sexy, in a dirty way.
Yep, Wonda Wonderpig has the lot lizard look, alright!
by I, Wreckerrr November 6, 2016
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We're off to see the Lizard...

This occurs when a meeting with a reptilian, sneaky authority figure, such as a teacher or boss insists on a meeting.
The boss wants to talk to you!

Oh great; We're off to see the Lizard...
by I, Wreckerrr September 6, 2020
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