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What a Puerto Rican wears on his feet.
Yo Jose, check out my new choose. I stole 'em from foot locker!
Choose by Fish-Sam September 21, 2009
To select for a fight, or to pick a fight with someone.
When someone chooses you, you can stand and fight or you can run.
choose by BoySetsTheFire October 11, 2004
Choose to fuck a retard instead of him. He might spend his last paycheck on a shotgun but big floppy dicks feel good.
Choose to fuck a retard at work. Because laundry is something you should be doing at home but finding someone with a big cock to shove in you should be done at work. With a cripple.
Choose by Hym Iam November 12, 2020
Betyr «hype»; spenning og glede, ofte på veiene av noen andre.
P1: Jeg fikk 6 på prøven!

P2: Choose!
Choose by KushDestroyer June 11, 2022

Choose Game 

Basically, you choose odds or evens and remark "Once, twice, three, SHOOT!" each player either holds out a closed fist, 1 finger, or 2 fingers, therefore the total can either add up to 0, 1, 2, 3, or 4. If it is 0, no player wins. If it is even (2,4) the evens player wins and if it's odd (1,3) the odds player wins.
Seinfeld: George and Jerry played the Choose game in 'The Robbery' Episode to decide who should get the apartment, Jerry ends up winning.

choose between the devil and the deep blue sea 

(verb): to choose between two alternative options, but none of which suit your immediate purposes in life or none of whose consequences are very pleasant for you, at least atm
mother: Daniel I found out yesterday you are doing pot. I won't stand for it to have a marijuana smoker and high school drop out in my house. Now choose between the devil and the deep blue sea. Either you go to night class to make something out of yourself or you can move the hell out of my house onto welfare. Your choice; now the ball is in your half court

Daniel: whenever I have chosen my path, I'll come and talk to you.
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