lidard

A snake with no legs scientifically known as the male genitalia

Yo my slime you’ve got a nasty lidard

by Elite Shadow June 26, 2021

Lidard

A snake with no legs

Otherwise known as the male genitalia

Yo my slime your lidard is bursting

by Elite Shadow June 27, 2021

lidard

A horny snake with no legs

Hey look there's a lidard down there with your name on it

by Lidard lover June 27, 2021

lion lemur lizard bukkake gangbang

A specific type of Art of Zoo porn. In which a woman is fucked by a pride of lions who cum on her face, then a conspiracy of lemurs cums on her face, they don't fuck her they just give her a facial, then a lounge of lizards drink the cum off her face.

Human 1: I jacked off to some lion lemur lizard bukkake gangbang porn last night.
Human 2: What the fuck is wrong with you.

by Xochimilco4142 October 28, 2021

lizard people

Shorthand for people in a position of high authority (usually politics) that are so disingenuous, machiavellian, and detached from the plight of common people that it's almost like they belong to another conspiring, self-serving race entirely.

"Once again, we must choose between two candidates chosen by our lizard people overlords."

by JuanDoesNotSimply August 16, 2016

Ho lotta lizard

And obese hooker who works truck lots.

Wonda Wonderpig was a Ho Lotta lizard, who worked off the lots on I-40.

by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016

Lot lizard look

Prostitutes with this look often wear Daisy Dukes, halters, have tattoos and look to truckers sexy, in a dirty way.

Yep, Wonda Wonderpig has the lot lizard look, alright!

by I, Wreckerrr November 6, 2016