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Jewpids just want you to meet someone nice and settle down. L'chayim!
jewpids by humansuitcase1 March 7, 2011
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Jewmidity 

Term descriptive of the percentage of Jewish people at an event or place.
Wow.....the Jewmidity at this resort is so ridiculously high!
Jewmidity by Orangeairplane September 16, 2012
Doing something stupid or unreasonable just to save a couple dollars
Friend 1: Did you hear Nancy went to the movie theater on Martin Luther King Jr Blvd just to save a dollar off her ticket?
Friend 2: That part of town is a shithole, how Jewpid is she??
Jewpid by stinkytrinket May 21, 2019
A Jewish male who acts and looks like a guido. Jewidos can be seen driving around in white bmws and white jettas. You may notice the slicked back jet black curly hair: this is the first trait that is often the most noticeable and determines whether a Jew is a Jewido. A jew that has stooped so far low as to turn himself into a guido.
This club is crawling with jewidos.

That jewido over there looks hilarious.
Jewido by cheeky fello January 13, 2009
A Jewish holiday.
Hannukah is my favorite Jewiday because we get 8 nights of presents.
Jewiday by PetraC January 6, 2009
a rat that thinks he can build a microwave, cannot use his middle finger, calls turn signals "indicators," and drives girl cars. frequently wears flannels without undershirts and douchey sunglasses. jewpid kids also love to xp with their online guy friends.
that jewpid kid is trying to build a bomb out of koolaid.
jewpid by itsrake August 10, 2016
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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