Friend 1: Did you hear Nancy went to the movie theater on Martin Luther King Jr Blvd just to save a dollar off her ticket?
Friend 2: That part of town is a shithole, how Jewpid is she??

Jewpid by stinkytrinket May 21, 2019

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Jewido

A Jewish male who acts and looks like a guido. Jewidos can be seen driving around in white bmws and white jettas. You may notice the slicked back jet black curly hair: this is the first trait that is often the most noticeable and determines whether a Jew is a Jewido. A jew that has stooped so far low as to turn himself into a guido.

This club is crawling with jewidos.

That jewido over there looks hilarious.

Jewido by cheeky fello January 13, 2009

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Jewiday

A Jewish holiday.

Hannukah is my favorite Jewiday because we get 8 nights of presents.

Jewiday by PetraC January 6, 2009

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jewpid

a rat that thinks he can build a microwave, cannot use his middle finger, calls turn signals "indicators," and drives girl cars. frequently wears flannels without undershirts and douchey sunglasses. jewpid kids also love to xp with their online guy friends.

that jewpid kid is trying to build a bomb out of koolaid.

jewpid by itsrake August 10, 2016

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