Jewvid

A Jew named David.

The commissioner of the NBA is Jewvid Stern.

by J-Smoove February 24, 2009

jewpids

Jewish cupids.

Jewpids just want you to meet someone nice and settle down. L'chayim!

by humansuitcase1 March 7, 2011

Jewmidity

Term descriptive of the percentage of Jewish people at an event or place.

Wow.....the Jewmidity at this resort is so ridiculously high!

by Orangeairplane September 16, 2012

Jewpid

Doing something stupid or unreasonable just to save a couple dollars

Friend 1: Did you hear Nancy went to the movie theater on Martin Luther King Jr Blvd just to save a dollar off her ticket?
Friend 2: That part of town is a shithole, how Jewpid is she??

by stinkytrinket May 21, 2019

Jewido

A Jewish male who acts and looks like a guido. Jewidos can be seen driving around in white bmws and white jettas. You may notice the slicked back jet black curly hair: this is the first trait that is often the most noticeable and determines whether a Jew is a Jewido. A jew that has stooped so far low as to turn himself into a guido.

This club is crawling with jewidos.

That jewido over there looks hilarious.

by cheeky fello January 13, 2009

Jewiday

A Jewish holiday.

Hannukah is my favorite Jewiday because we get 8 nights of presents.

by PetraC January 6, 2009

jewpid

a rat that thinks he can build a microwave, cannot use his middle finger, calls turn signals "indicators," and drives girl cars. frequently wears flannels without undershirts and douchey sunglasses. jewpid kids also love to xp with their online guy friends.

that jewpid kid is trying to build a bomb out of koolaid.

by itsrake August 10, 2016