by Dictionary.comm September 19, 2017
“Hi”
“Hi, what’re you doing this Christmas”
“I’m a Jew”
“Oh you are? Do you believe in God?”
YES OF COURSE JEWS BELIEVE IN GOD THEY INVENTED GOD IN THE FIRST PLACE
“Hi, what’re you doing this Christmas”
“I’m a Jew”
“Oh you are? Do you believe in God?”
YES OF COURSE JEWS BELIEVE IN GOD THEY INVENTED GOD IN THE FIRST PLACE
by thebrenner529 February 11, 2019
by Josh Holla February 26, 2008
Anyone who a gentile decides is Jewish is a Jew. It doesn't matter whether they practice Judaism or have never entered a synagogue. Since the birth of Christianity, being a Jew means to be personally responsible for the death of a rabbi named Joshua, better known through his name in Greek, Jesus Christ. The New Testament takes what was largely a political dispute with a renegade rabbi while Judea, a Roman province, was under military occupation and turns it into a blood libel with no expiration date. A Jew born today will be considered by the gentile world responsible for the death of Jesus. Since Jews have historically been persecuted dating from their dispersion by Rome in 70 AD and thereafter by the Christian world, they are understandably mistrusting of non-Jews, fiercely independent and have learned that education is the only commodity which is truly one's own in any event. Jews are characterized by an excess of pessimism, while they await the next Holocaust and a wicked sense of humor, best known as gallows humor. An example of which is provided below.
Lenny Bruce once said that all his life all he ever heard from gentiles is "The Jews killed Christ." Bruce said he never really believed it until, one year, he bought a house in Lake Ronkonkama, NY which is on Long Island. On the day he moved in, he went down to the basement to clean up. Behind an old bookcase he discovered a note. Bruce read it. It said, "I did it" and it was signed "Morty."
by Haman Jr. April 2, 2008
by choysee! July 11, 2008
