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Jewpids just want you to meet someone nice and settle down. L'chayim!
by humansuitcase1 February 20, 2011
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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Doing something stupid or unreasonable just to save a couple dollars
Friend 1: Did you hear Nancy went to the movie theater on Martin Luther King Jr Blvd just to save a dollar off her ticket?
Friend 2: That part of town is a shithole, how Jewpid is she??
by stinkytrinket May 21, 2019
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A Jewish cupid. They just want you to meet someone nice and settle down.
What's a jewpid? ^^
by lalalalovez February 13, 2011
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Jewpid (noun): a jewish cupid. they just want you to meet someone nice and settle down.
Jewpid must have paid one of them a visit last week before valentine's day, those two sure are smitten. Definitely on their way to two kids, a couple of volvos, a summer house, a good bris, and well...how can we forget summer camp.
by TAMmy tam tam 2.0 February 19, 2011
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a rat that thinks he can build a microwave, cannot use his middle finger, calls turn signals "indicators," and drives girl cars. frequently wears flannels without undershirts and douchey sunglasses. jewpid kids also love to xp with their online guy friends.
that jewpid kid is trying to build a bomb out of koolaid.
by itsrake August 10, 2016
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