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The most amazing person in the world, he’s nice, honest, fun to be around with, smart, but most importantly HES A TOTAL CUTIEEEE! The definition of boyfriend material. If you’re homesick, sad, or simply bored, he’ll do anything to make you smile and have a great time. He’ll buy you food, take you shopping, plan cute days and just be the best boyfriend you could ever ask for. Someone you can trust with you life and that will never leave you hanging! If you have a Jeivid in your life make sure to never let him go!
Ariana: ugh I’m so hungry
Jeivid: don’t worry I’ll go buy food
Ariana: thanks Jeivid you’re the best!
Jeivid by Vmincook lover November 17, 2020
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Results in someone getting fidgety, they are at fault for the cippidy’s. The highest unexplainable word in the world.
Define: After one smokes marijuana they may be hit with the jividy.

Sam: Joey, what are you up to?

Joey: I think I have the jividies

Sam: What do you mean?

Joey: I can’t feel my legs and they’re moving by themselves
Jividy by Jivsss December 3, 2018
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jeiiden is amazing
jeiiden by randomm April 14, 2022
The amazingness that is the coupling of Jennifer Aniston and David Schwimmer. They have the best onscreen and offscreen chemistry, and it is evident in their roles as Ross and Rachel. If only they would realize that they are so meant to be, and get together!! ~
I can't wait to see Jenvid on tomorrow night's episode of FRIENDS!
Jenvid by RossandRachel4everr February 18, 2009
The commissioner of the NBA is Jewvid Stern.
Jewvid by J-Smoove February 24, 2009

Jividi Meat Slap 

When one(male) straps a partner(female) to a spinning chair and spins her around while slapping her in the face with his cock causing a black eye.
Noah and Isiah preformed a Jividi Meat Slap
Jividi Meat Slap by Cockpump December 24, 2015
Energetic, Loyal , Trustworthy, Dependable, Expendable, Avenger, and a proud member of the Superhero Initiative.
Put your trust blindly in Jeivik. He'll say if he lets you down so, there is no abrupt denial.
Jeivik by LebowskiMJ November 22, 2021
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
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Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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