Jewmidity

Term descriptive of the percentage of Jewish people at an event or place.

Wow.....the Jewmidity at this resort is so ridiculously high!

Jewmidity by Orangeairplane September 16, 2012

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jewmidity

A high concentration of people of the Jewish faith. Gathering of a bunch of cheep bastards.

That house auction was all crappy 3 family houses in the hood. Yes - I noticed the JEWMIDITY was very high.

jewmidity by Love star January 3, 2010

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jewmidity • Jewidity • jewpidity • Jewginity • Jewmidifier • Jewtivities

Jewginity

jew·gin·i·ty joo jínnətee
n

1. sexual intercourse with a person of jewish beliefs for the first time.

When I went to Israel last year, I got drunk and lost my jewginity with this insanely hot Jewish girl.

Jewginity by Chancellor St. Blue May 10, 2010

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jewpidity

a disease that stupid jews suffer from

This white guy with the jew fro suffers from chronic jewpidity

jewpidity by sirrswagg December 18, 2008

Jewidity

(Adj) A person’s Jewish validity

The quiz was to test his jewidity

Jewidity by Byron2150 May 22, 2021

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Jewmidifier

Portable humidifier for hypochondriac jewish guy in your office.

"Look at all the steam coming over the cubile...oh yeah, that's the jewmidifier.""Spit on it!"

Jewmidifier by tonic50 May 28, 2013

stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

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