jervid 

Jervid is a god like handsome person whom is very athletic and dose not take shit from nobody, Jervid takes care of himself really good and you would be lucky to have him in your life and to keep in mine to not take him for granted, spend every last second and enjoy it to your fullest when in his presence because the time may never come again.

As he walks into the room, the attention goes to him and everyone admires him.
Jervid Treats woman with respect and honor putting them beforth himself and anyone else, if he chooses you to be his match you are lucky and should appreciate it.

Oh my look it’s Jervid,
Isint he so handsome? Who ever he’s dating must be one lucky girl

jervid by untouchedbuthurt June 23, 2023

jervic 

skateboarding slang for cool

"dude that was a jervic frontside lip-slide

jervic by desire'e agius November 1, 2005

Jervi

To jervi is to deficate or release one's bowels leaving it all up to the gods and pray it goes in the toilet properly.

I gotta jervi really, rrreally bad!!

Jervi by Oxxy_Montalvy August 26, 2016

jerrid 

The most amazing boy alive. Best smile, laugh, personality, body,...everything. The total package. Impossible not to fall in love with. After one kiss, there's quite literally no going back. Without a doubt, the best lover I have ever had. Simply put, this boy is perfect.

Jerrid is a once in a life time guy.

jerrid by Surferslol August 7, 2016

jerkidextrous 

When a fly nigga is able to whack off with either hand.

Jehosephat: Dood i gots my left hand in a cast after a freak scooter incident.

Jebediah: Thank tha lord you be jerkidextrous!

jerkidextrous by dj jizzyjizz February 1, 2010

Jam Jackin Jervis 

Jam Jackin Jervis is a well known figure in the GTA in Canada. JJJ is well known for stealing almost anything, from car tires to laptops. Jam Jackin Jervis loves to also steal things from partys. Eventually the phrase "Jam Jacked" has transpired into a phrase said by those who have had somthing stolen from them.

*Child enters his hallway at school and see's his locker has been cut*
Student 1 "Looks like Jam Jackin Jervis has been here!"
Student 2 "Ahhhhh, I've been Jam Jacked!"

Jam Jackin Jervis by Jervis69 September 9, 2009

jerved 

Jerving or to jerve is a surprise jizz on an unsuspecting person, animal, or thing. This is much like but not to be confused with a person being served with a legal document or being owned in some kind of competition.

Mad Dog: Yo Lil Rea, i went up to this chick last night and asked her what her name was.

Lil Rea: what happend next?

Mad Dog: I pulled out my yogurt slinger, gave it a good tug, and blasted a jizz bomb on her face. Then as i turned to walk away, i looked back and said, "Bitch, You've just been jerved!"

or

Mad Dog: Lil Rea, where you heading?

Lil Rea: Yo bro i'm just goin to jerve and swerve on my main bitch, holla!

jerved by BonerChamp6969 April 29, 2009