Jervid is a god like handsome person whom is very athletic and dose not take shit from nobody, Jervid takes care of himself really good and you would be lucky to have him in your life and to keep in mine to not take him for granted, spend every last second and enjoy it to your fullest when in his presence because the time may never come again.
As he walks into the room, the attention goes to him and everyone admires him.
Jervid Treats woman with respect and honor putting them beforth himself and anyone else, if he chooses you to be his match you are lucky and should appreciate it.
As he walks into the room, the attention goes to him and everyone admires him.
Jervid Treats woman with respect and honor putting them beforth himself and anyone else, if he chooses you to be his match you are lucky and should appreciate it.
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Jebediah: Thank tha lord you be jerkidextrous!
Jebediah: Thank tha lord you be jerkidextrous!
by dj jizzyjizz February 1, 2010
Get the jerkidextrous mug.Jam Jackin Jervis is a well known figure in the GTA in Canada. JJJ is well known for stealing almost anything, from car tires to laptops. Jam Jackin Jervis loves to also steal things from partys. Eventually the phrase "Jam Jacked" has transpired into a phrase said by those who have had somthing stolen from them.
*Child enters his hallway at school and see's his locker has been cut*
Student 1 "Looks like Jam Jackin Jervis has been here!"
Student 2 "Ahhhhh, I've been Jam Jacked!"
Student 1 "Looks like Jam Jackin Jervis has been here!"
Student 2 "Ahhhhh, I've been Jam Jacked!"
by Jervis69 September 9, 2009
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Mad Dog: Yo Lil Rea, i went up to this chick last night and asked her what her name was.
Lil Rea: what happend next?
Mad Dog: I pulled out my yogurt slinger, gave it a good tug, and blasted a jizz bomb on her face. Then as i turned to walk away, i looked back and said, "Bitch, You've just been jerved!"
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Mad Dog: Lil Rea, where you heading?
Lil Rea: Yo bro i'm just goin to jerve and swerve on my main bitch, holla!
Lil Rea: what happend next?
Mad Dog: I pulled out my yogurt slinger, gave it a good tug, and blasted a jizz bomb on her face. Then as i turned to walk away, i looked back and said, "Bitch, You've just been jerved!"
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Mad Dog: Lil Rea, where you heading?
Lil Rea: Yo bro i'm just goin to jerve and swerve on my main bitch, holla!
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