commissioner
A person authorized by a commission to perform certain duties, one that should be ahead of the game not always taking it in the behind.
commissioner by Markbeaver October 2, 2007
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Commissioner Gordon
When you surprise a girl by coming up behind her dressed as Batman and then fucking her in the ass. You need to address her as "Gordon" while you're doing it because as well all know, Batman does enjoy surprising Commissioner Gordon. When you are done, before she can turn around, you must jump out the nearest window. When you are gone, she MUST say, "I hate when he does that"...or some other witty line that only Commissioner Gordon would say.
Commissioner Gordon by Shamu22 June 10, 2010
Commissioner Gordon
You know how Commissioner Gordon only contacts Batman when he's in a tight spot?
When the only time your friend contacts you is because he needs help. That's being a Commissioner Gordon.
When the only time your friend contacts you is because he needs help. That's being a Commissioner Gordon.
Commissioner Gordon by The_Ecstatic1 September 1, 2014
Commissioner King
King is the Commissioner of Education in NY who continues to ignore the outcry over the implementation of Common Core Learning Standards and high stakes testing.
1. To refuse to change behavior in the face of overwhelming evidence due to extreme arrogance.
2. To be screwed as a result of arrogance.
1. To refuse to change behavior in the face of overwhelming evidence due to extreme arrogance.
2. To be screwed as a result of arrogance.
1. Despite a warning from the control tower of impending doom should he continue, the know-it-all pilot pulled a Commissioner King and crashed the plane into the mountainside.
2. Principal: Why is your whole first grade class crying?
Teacher: Because they've been Commissioner Kinged.
2. Principal: Why is your whole first grade class crying?
Teacher: Because they've been Commissioner Kinged.
Commissioner King by Everynewyorkteacher December 15, 2013
commissioner’s curse
When you troll the current fantasy football commissioner into quiting and then you become the commissioner. The result of which, jinxes the new commissioner to have his fantasy season crumble to pieces in the playoffs. See also Madden curse.
commissioner’s curse by No Bell, No Problem.... December 3, 2018
commissioner’s curse
When you troll the current fantasy football commissioner into quiting and then you become the commissioner. The result of which, jinxes the new commissioner to have his fantasy season crumble to pieces in the playoffs. See also Madden curse.
commissioner’s curse by No Bell, No Problem.... December 3, 2018
Serial Commissioner
Serial Commissioner by gothkitty666 December 23, 2020
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