jewpid

a rat that thinks he can build a microwave, cannot use his middle finger, calls turn signals "indicators," and drives girl cars. frequently wears flannels without undershirts and douchey sunglasses. jewpid kids also love to xp with their online guy friends.

that jewpid kid is trying to build a bomb out of koolaid.

by itsrake August 10, 2016

jewpid

A Jewish cupid. They just want you to meet someone nice and settle down.

What's a jewpid? ^^

by lalalalovez March 3, 2011

jewpids

Jewish cupids.

Jewpids just want you to meet someone nice and settle down. L'chayim!

by humansuitcase1 March 7, 2011

Jewpid

Doing something stupid or unreasonable just to save a couple dollars

Friend 1: Did you hear Nancy went to the movie theater on Martin Luther King Jr Blvd just to save a dollar off her ticket?
Friend 2: That part of town is a shithole, how Jewpid is she??

by stinkytrinket May 21, 2019

jewpidity

a disease that stupid jews suffer from

This white guy with the jew fro suffers from chronic jewpidity

by sirrswagg December 18, 2008

Jewpid

Jewpid (noun): a jewish cupid. they just want you to meet someone nice and settle down.

Jewpid must have paid one of them a visit last week before valentine's day, those two sure are smitten. Definitely on their way to two kids, a couple of volvos, a summer house, a good bris, and well...how can we forget summer camp.

by TAMmy tam tam 2.0 March 6, 2011

Jewpid Jew

a person from jewish descent that is very stupid or dumb

Henry is a Jewpid Jew.

by jobin faces October 26, 2025