Cupids 

Money.

- man across the street
"YO YOU GOT ANY CUPIDS?"
- my friend
"Uhh what?"
- man across the street
"CUPIDS"

Cupids by Krishna Epitaph August 29, 2010

Cupids Measles 

The blemishes that are commonly known as coldsores or herpes simplex 1.

~I made out with what's her face and got a case of "Cupids measles"!

~Huh?
~you know, a whore blossom!
~A WHAT?
~I GOT A FUCKIN' COLDSORE! ALL RIGHT?

Cupids Measles by Hughdanger March 13, 2011

cupids bow 

the curve of the upper lip - where it curves and then there is a slight dip.
it is in the shape of a bow, and lips are the 'love'(cupid) of your face.
hence the name "cupids bow"

some cupids bows dip loads more... and almost go down to the bottom of the top lip (where the lips meet).

there are also lips that do not have a cupids bow, so they would just be rounded at the top with no dip so it would be like a mirror image of the bottom lip.

person a: you have really nice lips
person b: thanks, yours are nice too
person a: well not really, i dont have a cupids bow
person b: so...

cupids bow by bhlbhl December 4, 2007

Cupids arrows 

Cupids arrows are when someone shows you affection you get a tiny needle point pain in your heart, but it's good. Similar to the heart break feeling. Also phrased and/or known to feel like they are breaking your hearts "walls" down.

"Everytime she says she love me I get Cupids Arrows In my heart."

Cupids arrows by Bree274 December 18, 2015

Cupids Kettledrums

An old timey British slang word for large voluptuous breasts, used primarily in the Shakespearean era where polygamy was normal among the elite aristocrats.

What ho, William! Did you fondle the wife's Cupids Kettledrums last night?

No, yesterday was Friday sure! I was raw dogging the mistress while eating out the housekeeper, of course!

Cupids Kettledrums by Lethargic Wrecker 194 May 22, 2021

cupids butt-shaft 

The secret arrow Cupid stores in his asshole. Anything stored in ones asshole for combat purposes.

Bad guy- "we took your quiver, you can't shoot us now!".

Cupid- *reaches behind him, groans "SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER! NEVER UNDERESTIMATE cupids butt-shaft"

cupids butt-shaft by Long Dong Silvers November 13, 2018

Cupids Tooth paste 

Blowing a large load on a girls face or in her mouth, thus enabling her to brush her tongue along her teeth to wipe/clean/swallow it.

Man, I just shot some of cupids tooth paste all over her face and mouth!

Cupids Tooth paste by Cam Brady October 10, 2011