To pull a stern - Getting extremly drunk by stealing a bottle of beverages from the bar in a club, and finishing it alone.
Must include puking and passing out (in the shower) on the next day's morning.

Includes puking in the club, puking in the taxi (having his friends pay for the taxi cleaning service), drop down the stairs, getting dropped several times by his mates trying to carry him back.
"Hey man, whats up with R.?"
"He pulled Stern yesterday!... Passed out and we had to carry him back"
"Where is he now?

"Still puking - in the bathroom atm."


"Let's get sterned tonight"
by DaFkingGerman July 19, 2009
a. The King of All Media.
b. A true genius of radio and TV.
c. An extremely ugly man that beautiful women want to f--- (me included).
People who don't get it: "I hate that Stern. He's so rude."
by Liz July 25, 2003
to make up lies to a female to get sex.

"I sterned this girl, and by the end of the date she believed I played pro baseball and had sex with her that night"

"Just be honest with this girl, don't stern her."
by The_Slugger September 26, 2008
Adjective, adverb

Meaning: a gonif attorney who may or may not have a whisky dependence
Damn it! I've been sterned.

That is the most stern shit I've ever seen.
by Glow glow February 24, 2022
A last name that means from high crime, no dwelling, and shitty hondas. It is usually a brazilian/jewish name that is passed down. To have the name stern also could be struggling in mathematics and biology and either results in very great success, or very bad consequences. There have been only 2 sterns to be successful: Hans Stern (founder of H. Stern jewelers) and Ronny Stern, aka Ronicasa (Current Vice President of H. Stern jewelers). There are a few Sterns that are unfortunate enough and can't say stern, but instead say Shtern, due to a shar lishp.
Arthur: If my name is Arthur Stern, what does my last name really mean?

Macta: Well ur name isnt Ronny or Hans, so I wouldn't count on the whole 'taking over the H. Stern business' to be very likely

Arthur: :(
by AverageJoe477 November 19, 2009
Cathphrase of The Nanny Bumpkin reflecting her demeanor.
by Mount Beaver December 30, 2004
The realization that you spend far too much time on a meaningless internet forum, instead of focusing on the things in your life that matter most.
Wow, I'm feeling sterned right now. I need to reexamine my priorities!
by Stern Lover March 19, 2008