Jewido

A Jewish male who acts and looks like a guido. Jewidos can be seen driving around in white bmws and white jettas. You may notice the slicked back jet black curly hair: this is the first trait that is often the most noticeable and determines whether a Jew is a Jewido. A jew that has stooped so far low as to turn himself into a guido.

This club is crawling with jewidos.

That jewido over there looks hilarious.

by cheeky fello January 13, 2009

jewdonym

A pseudonym, stage name, or nom de plume meant to obscure one's Jewish heritage.

Jon Stewart: jewdonym of Jon Leibowitz
Natalie Portman: jewdonym of Natalie Hershlag
Jason Alexander: jewdonym of Jason Greenspan
Woody Allen: jewdonym of Allen Stewart Konigsberg
Paul Stanley: jewdonym of Stanley Eisen

by QRDeNameland March 31, 2010

jewdon

a nickmane for a jewish person named jordan.

better watch out, Jewdon might sue you.

by james9999222 June 22, 2008

Jewiday

A Jewish holiday.

Hannukah is my favorite Jewiday because we get 8 nights of presents.

by PetraC January 6, 2009

Jewdogs

Hebrew National Franks.

Man #1: man this is a good Jewdog!

Man #2: what are Jewdogs?

Man#1:Hebrew National Franks!

by Exeter Teabaggins February 9, 2008

jewdo

Jewish martial art of throwing one's opponent to the ground and subdueing them only to steal all the money out their pockets.

I had 5 bucks when I went to my Jewdo class Tuesday night and now I'm broke! wtf?

by porprock May 16, 2007

jewdorito

A female Jew who has a cheesy taco and anal juice

I jewdorito all up in anal juice and cheesy taco all over my fat duck

by Handiwork she December 20, 2014