J-Smoove's definitions

turr

short for "turrible", which is a way of saying "terrible"

you listen to michelle branch? man you are turr

by J-Smoove May 5, 2006

twodel

Twitter model.

That twodel Twitpic'd her ass a few minutes ago, and now I need to change my pants.

by J-Smoove July 6, 2011

lil

A way for some rappers to let everyone know that they suck. If a rapper has the word "lil" in their name you can safely avoid listening to any songs by them.

Name one good rapper whose name has the word "lil" in it... yea didn't think so

by J-Smoove May 31, 2006

tom cruise

A honkey who eats placenta, believes in Scientology, listens to trance, jumps on couches, is a Hollywood actor, likes art and architecture, plays soccer, drives a Hyundai, and is unathletic because he is white.

Tom Cruise has not yet come out of the closet.

by J-Smoove May 27, 2006

veins

a term used to describe a honkey. Used because since honkeys are so pale you can see their veins through their skin.

*Honkey calls me on the phone*
Me: "What up veins?"
Honkey: *busts out laughing*

by J-Smoove May 15, 2006

activist judge

An Urbandictionary editor who rejects a perfectly true and clever definition and forces someone like me to have to re-submit it over and over again, just because they don't agree with the opinion expressed in the definition.

At least 5 of my valid and correct definitions have been rejected by activist judges on Urbandictionary, a website where more than half the definitions are about ex-girlfriends, rival high schools, or made-up sex slang.

by J-Smoove June 18, 2006

trop

short for troppin, which is a different way of sayin trippin. "trop" is a noun or a verb, and it can be used for any bad situation. something that is trop can be described as troptastical, troptaculous, or trip trop trobe. the act of being trop can be expressed as troppery, troptasticity, or troptaculousness. one who is trop is a trophead.

yo i failed my test today man, that was trop

she wouldn't give me head, what a trop

i asked him if he wants to go but he tropped it up

yo you smoked my shit for free, that is straight up troppery

get the fuck out of my room, quit being so damn troptaculous

by J-Smoove May 5, 2006