J-Smoove's definitions

twodel

Twitter model.

That twodel Twitpic'd her ass a few minutes ago, and now I need to change my pants.

by J-Smoove July 6, 2011

lil

A way for some rappers to let everyone know that they suck. If a rapper has the word "lil" in their name you can safely avoid listening to any songs by them.

Name one good rapper whose name has the word "lil" in it... yea didn't think so

by J-Smoove May 31, 2006

J-Smoove

Nickname for Josh Smith, rising star forward for the Atlanta Hawks, and 2005 NBA Dunk Contest Champion.

Hawks PA Announcer: "J-Smoove! With the jaaaaaam, oooohh jaaaaaam"
All 200 people in the crowd at Philips Arena: *stand up and make some noise*

by J-Smoove June 25, 2006

Que La Chinga

In Spanish, "Que" = What, "La" = The, and "Chinga" = Fuck. Que La Chinga is like What The Fuck, literally translated in Spanish. In Spanish, the phrase "Que La Chinga" actually doesn't mean anything, but it's good to use in situations where you can't say "What The Fuck" or "WTF", like at work for example. Can be abbreviated as QLC.

Que La Chinga man, the store closed like a hour ago and that customer's still in here, I wanna get the fuck outta here.

by J-Smoove June 18, 2006

henh

a fake laugh, usually used when someone says something obvious and stupid or not funny, or when someone says something over and over again to the point where it becomes stupid

Person #1: "If Martin Luther King was a woman, would he be Martin Luther Queen?"
Everyone else: "Henh henh henh!"

by J-Smoove April 19, 2006

ak47

Nickname of Utah Jazz forward Andrei Kirilenko. His initials are AK and his jersey number is 47, so his nickname is AK47. Maybe the coolest nickname in the NBA.

You see that story about AK47's wife letting him cheat on her once a year?

by J-Smoove April 16, 2006

huhhhhhhhhh

a long sigh, used when someone says something they have said a million times before, or if someone says something so wrong that you can't say anything back, all you can do is sigh

Vasu: "UNC is so cool, I almost went there you know"
Sawan: "Yeah man I wish Tyler Hansbrough skeeted in my face"
Reasonable person: "huhhhhhhhhh"

by J-Smoove May 5, 2006