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A jewish person trying to act italian. Derived from a combo of Jew and Guido.
Josh wears gold chains, eats pizza, speaks booklyn slang, he's such a jewuido.
jewuido by Porno Man November 8, 2004
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A creepy guy who is Jewish but thinks he's a douchebag guido. He will have a beard and designer sunglasses. Smokes a lot of pot and wears bling.
Ew, he's a jewuido!
jewuido by AyBayBay527 February 24, 2010
A Jewish male who acts and looks like a guido. Jewidos can be seen driving around in white bmws and white jettas. You may notice the slicked back jet black curly hair: this is the first trait that is often the most noticeable and determines whether a Jew is a Jewido. A jew that has stooped so far low as to turn himself into a guido.
This club is crawling with jewidos.

That jewido over there looks hilarious.
Jewido by cheeky fello January 13, 2009
It's like a jew
but with a druid from world of warcraft
Hey druid, did you know you are a jewuid?
jewuid by Lawlbloom February 16, 2008

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026