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The large category of any joke related to that of a Jew, Jewish customs, or the Jewish religion. A Jew joke.
Normally, I would find that man's Jewokes offensive, but the way he incorporated the Jew into every instance made it quite comical.
Jewoke by CharitableNinja October 14, 2009
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Jewocracy 

Israel is a Jewocracy.
Jewocracy by J-Smoove February 24, 2009

Jewography 

A favored game of those of the Jewish faith, Jewography was born due to the phenomenon that most Jews can get connected in less than six degrees. Though it is usually played at USY conventions/summer programs, it is possible to play it wherever a group of geographically diverse Jews is gathered to eat and schmooze.
Oy…I thought the CJB with the Jewfro was hook up territory until we started playing Jewography. Turns out that he’s my cousin on my dad’s side.

Jew 1: So, you’re from Virginia…Do you know David Goldberg? Jew 2: Of course! He dated my sister’s best friend at Ramah, staffed my brother’s USY on Wheels bus, and is my rabbi’s third cousin twice removed.
Jewography by Amy February 27, 2005
A Jewish female with large breasts.
Guy 1: Hey, look at that girl over there with the huge bazongas!

Guy 2: Dude, she's a Jewoobs.
Jewoobs by jewoobs69 July 27, 2014

Jewouche 

A Jewish douche. A guy in a prayer shawl & yarmulke that steps off the curb and crosses in front of your car without looking. Or...the girl with the hook nose that cuts in front of you at Starbucks.
"what a jewouche", did you see that driver didn't use their turn signal before they pulled into that temple parking lot.
Jewouche by Rocketboi August 25, 2009

Jewopoly 

A variation of Monopoly. The aim of the game is to be like a stereo typical Jew and keep all the money for yourself whilst trying to gain others.
Jacob: Fancy a game of Jewopoly?

David: Sure, as long as I can be the Menorah.
Jewopoly by AntonoirJacques June 24, 2011
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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