by B-more Bro May 8, 2007
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Normally, I would find that man's Jewokes offensive, but the way he incorporated the Jew into every instance made it quite comical.
by CharitableNinja October 14, 2009
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A favored game of those of the Jewish faith, Jewography was born due to the phenomenon that most Jews can get connected in less than six degrees. Though it is usually played at USY conventions/summer programs, it is possible to play it wherever a group of geographically diverse Jews is gathered to eat and schmooze.
Oy…I thought the CJB with the Jewfro was hook up territory until we started playing Jewography. Turns out that he’s my cousin on my dad’s side.
Jew 1: So, you’re from Virginia…Do you know David Goldberg? Jew 2: Of course! He dated my sister’s best friend at Ramah, staffed my brother’s USY on Wheels bus, and is my rabbi’s third cousin twice removed.
Jew 1: So, you’re from Virginia…Do you know David Goldberg? Jew 2: Of course! He dated my sister’s best friend at Ramah, staffed my brother’s USY on Wheels bus, and is my rabbi’s third cousin twice removed.
by Amy February 27, 2005
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Get the Jewoobs mug.A Jewish douche. A guy in a prayer shawl & yarmulke that steps off the curb and crosses in front of your car without looking. Or...the girl with the hook nose that cuts in front of you at Starbucks.
"what a jewouche", did you see that driver didn't use their turn signal before they pulled into that temple parking lot.
by Rocketboi August 25, 2009
Get the Jewouche mug.A variation of Monopoly. The aim of the game is to be like a stereo typical Jew and keep all the money for yourself whilst trying to gain others.
by AntonoirJacques June 24, 2011
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