AIM 

n. - An Internet text messaging program that exchanges communications between users in real time, and allows college students to leave nifty online "away" messages for their buddies all day.

v. - to AIM someone is to send them a message using the AIM program.

I used AIM to ask Sheila out on a date.

Sheila AIMed me back to tell me no.

AIM by b-diddy July 15, 2003

AIM 

Stands for AOL Instant Messenger.

Freeware that can be downloaded and used for communication via screen names added to one's buddy list.

Extremely popular software. Can have multiple 2 person conversations or multi-person buddy chats similar to a conference call on the telephone.

Popular networking tool for todays youth which also allows for the transfer of pictures, files and mp3s.

P1: "Dude, I've been waiting to here all day... tell me what happened between you and Jay!"
P2: "I'll tell you tonight on AIM- in fact I'll make a buddy chat so I can tell everyone at once."
P1: "Hey send me the English Vocab too while you're at it"

AIM by Allie April 23, 2005

aim 

A great instant messaging program when not used by complete jackasses. Not so good when people leave up all-day away messages or talk using abbreviations that look as if they bashed their head against a keyboard.

Me: Hey, did you see that family guy episode?

Jackass: ROFLWEAHACSAPMP

Me: What the hell does that mean?

Jackass: rolling on the floor laughing while eating a ham and cheese sandwich and pissing my pants.... duh, it's the new "lol" for aim.

Me: Why do I talk to you?

aim by Skeety Petey July 16, 2007

AIM 

A device people use to put up an away message 24/7, thus ruining the prospect of having a freaking instant messenger in the first place.

AOL is NOT the best messenger service out there, I only use it because all of my friends are AOL handicapped.

AIM by Not Zane September 5, 2004

AIM 

The newest way to hate your friends since actual communication. Also, the best way to hide your actual identity.

Beeblebrox1337: Dude, you are lame.
Deathapefornicator: I know.

AIM by Bean April 10, 2005

AIM 

crapy instant message client used by teenage boys to talk to girls because they are afraid to talk to girls in person

clashrocker123456:hey michelle wanna go out sum time
princess1234234235:no grow up and ask me in person

rejection

AIM by st. jimmy May 13, 2005

AIM 

Stands for AOL Instant Messenger. An Instant Messenging service launched by AOL. They add AIMbots to your buddy list such as 'Moviefone' or 'SmarterChild'. It can be used to IM(instant message) with your friends, or even close relatives. It could even bring the family together.

AIM.

1. qtgurl1122 has signed on.
hayleeangel17: hey gabs.
qtgurl1122: hey haylee.
hayleeangel17: so r u goin 2 the bowling alley w/ me, terra, and jim 2nite?
qtgurl1122: cant, my mom sayz i hav 2 babysit my lil sis an her friend 2nite.
hayleeangel17: o, that sux. well, u cn still go 2 da mall 2morow w/ me, sarah, and mimi, rite?
qtgurl1122: oh ya!! i hav no plans 2morrow, i cant wait!!!
hayleeangel17: neither cn i. so, c u round,bye!
qtgurl1122: kk, c u 2morrow, bye!!!



2. ambergirlie224: brandon!!!!
cooldude123: yeah?
ambergirlie224: dad wants tlk 2 u, NOW!!!
cooldude123: aw man, wat is it this time??? k, im gunna IM him right now.

cooldude123: dad, u wanted 2 c me?
number1dad: yes, son, but also your mom wants to talk to you.
cooldude123: aw no, y??
number1dad: it is about your 'run away' attempt.
cooldude123: o no.
number1dad: i'm going to invite you into a chatroom room with your mom, and you better say yes mister!!

'number1dad has invited you to chatroom 891102847658.'
'you are now in chatroom 891102847658 with number1dad and mom4eva.'

mom4eva: brandon!!! i cant believe you tried to run away to your friend's birthday party!!
cooldude123: but mom! it was da party of the year!!
mom4eva: in SAN FRANSISCO??!!!
number1dad: you never even told us!
cooldude123: i thought you would say no!!!
would u???
mom4eva: what do YOU think?? it was your great-grandma's birthday!! she was 102!!! and we had to cancel because we couldn't find you!!!
cooldude123: well srry!!
number1dad: you're in big trouble, mister! grounded for 3 weeks. No TV, no computer!
cooldude123: but, but...
number1dad: want to make it a month?
cooldude123: nvm.
'cooldude123 has left the chatroom.'

cooldude123: sis?
ambergirlie224: ya, bro?
cooldude123: mom and dad r weird.
ambergirlie224: i no they r, i mean, wut mom wud spell 'ever' as 'eva'??? thats only 4 teens!!

AIM by funnyfunmonkey September 30, 2008