A great instant messaging program when not used by complete jackasses. Not so good when people leave up all-day away messages or talk using abbreviations that look as if they bashed their head against a keyboard.
Me: Hey, did you see that family guy episode?
Jackass: ROFLWEAHACSAPMP
Me: What the hell does that mean?
Jackass: rolling on the floor laughing while eating a ham and cheese sandwich and pissing my pants.... duh, it's the new "lol" for aim.
Me: Why do I talk to you?
Jackass: ROFLWEAHACSAPMP
Me: What the hell does that mean?
Jackass: rolling on the floor laughing while eating a ham and cheese sandwich and pissing my pants.... duh, it's the new "lol" for aim.
Me: Why do I talk to you?
by Skeety Petey June 19, 2007
The chat client that slaughtered, butchered, and hacked to pieces any trace of the english language by causing the creation of shorthand, such as "OMFG LOL U R TEH SUK I KANT TYP RITE HAHAHAHA"
Dumbass: LOL U R TEH UZ AIM!!!1!!! OMFG IM SYKIK!!!!
Intelligent person: Brilliant deduction. I use it, but not to talk to jackasses like you. *BLOCK*
Intelligent person: Brilliant deduction. I use it, but not to talk to jackasses like you. *BLOCK*
by Cheesy May 30, 2005
1) Acronym for AOL Instant Messanger.
AOL
Instant
Messanger
A basic and easy to use IM That Most people online seem to have. Given out to all AOL customers, who, due to the large number of them, encourage everyone else to get it. astalavista has about 50 hacktools for this piece of shit on their own website, not including what you may find elsewhere. It's simple shit for simple people (Your generic AOL customer is a simple person), that has dire file transfer, abismal warnings that take about a minute to get to the max 35% (unless you got a hack), and a rather annoying tendancy to say every name you try and get at www.aim.com is already taken, and will always suggest you pollute your uber name with numbers, or cut out some vowels.
2) To point a projectile weapon at a certain object, with the point of hitting it
3) A goal.
AOL
Instant
Messanger
A basic and easy to use IM That Most people online seem to have. Given out to all AOL customers, who, due to the large number of them, encourage everyone else to get it. astalavista has about 50 hacktools for this piece of shit on their own website, not including what you may find elsewhere. It's simple shit for simple people (Your generic AOL customer is a simple person), that has dire file transfer, abismal warnings that take about a minute to get to the max 35% (unless you got a hack), and a rather annoying tendancy to say every name you try and get at www.aim.com is already taken, and will always suggest you pollute your uber name with numbers, or cut out some vowels.
2) To point a projectile weapon at a certain object, with the point of hitting it
3) A goal.
1) Aim is retarded, but everyone else has it so I got it.
2) Take aim.... FIRE!!!
3) Your aim this academic year ought to be straight B's, but based on last year, we expect a few A's.
2) Take aim.... FIRE!!!
3) Your aim this academic year ought to be straight B's, but based on last year, we expect a few A's.
by Gumba Gumba February 28, 2004
the texting im soo obsessed with, i go on aim almost every day, conversation between two people, its really kewl, cuz you can IM. i just LOVE AIM!
by girl21star November 24, 2009
Bill: I heard you asked Anna out...over AIM.
David: Well, um...she was online so I justed decided I should get it over with.
Bill: Wow, you're really dumb. Oh, and by the way, I heard she rejected you.
David: Well, um...she was online so I justed decided I should get it over with.
Bill: Wow, you're really dumb. Oh, and by the way, I heard she rejected you.
by Eduardo Santiago April 19, 2008
AIM stands for "A Terrible Executable That Will Kill Teenagers' English Skills."
...not directly of course, LOL!*
*...wtf?**
**OMG!!!!***
***I can't stop using AIM chat.. LMFAO!
...not directly of course, LOL!*
*...wtf?**
**OMG!!!!***
***I can't stop using AIM chat.. LMFAO!
by Your name: July 30, 2004
by kevin21boston October 02, 2006