Jewoke

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The large category of any joke related to that of a Jew, Jewish customs, or the Jewish religion. A Jew joke.

Normally, I would find that man's Jewokes offensive, but the way he incorporated the Jew into every instance made it quite comical.

Jewoke by CharitableNinja October 14, 2009

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jewoven

douchebag a total sack of shit

lambgoat poster of same name,jewoven

jewoven by schopenhauer February 6, 2008

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Jewoke • jewoven • jewke • Jemoker • Jemokery • jerokee • jewkept • Jewkey • Jewoes • Jeworexic

jewke

Jewish Joke. Jewish and Joke combined to make jewke, aka jew joke.

Person1: Haha you just made a jewke!
Person2: Whats a jewke?!
Person1: A jew joke, duh.

jewke by IAMAFRICAN September 3, 2007

Jeworexic

A slang term for the act of fasting on Yom Kippur. Yom Kippur is the holiest day on the Jewish calendar, and is also known as the Day of Atonement.

I'm okay with praying, but being Jeworexic sucks - I'M HUNGRY!

Jeworexic by sosarasaid September 28, 2009

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Jemokery

Jemokery is a word used to accuse someone of their strange behavior or their abscure rantings.

Tavis, i've had enough of you're jemokery.

Jemokery by Give me my cookie back September 14, 2008

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Jewoseydi

WOW SO smart

also black

jewoseydi is so wow

Jewoseydi by RAPHAELVALENCIA March 22, 2021

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Corporal Jewkes

n.) When you don't have the courage to whip it out

"I thought I was going to go all the way with her, but I pulled a total Corporal Jewkes."

Corporal Jewkes by Corporal J April 18, 2016

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Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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