Definitions by Rocketboi
Workaphobe
My next door neighbor Shaniqua must be a workaphobe. She just keeps punching out kids & collecting her welfare checks from her mailbox. $100 says she hasn't seen a timeclock since she worked at Mickey D's when she was in high school.
Workaphobe by Rocketboi November 4, 2009
Jewouche
A Jewish douche. A guy in a prayer shawl & yarmulke that steps off the curb and crosses in front of your car without looking. Or...the girl with the hook nose that cuts in front of you at Starbucks.
"what a jewouche", did you see that driver didn't use their turn signal before they pulled into that temple parking lot.