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lambgoat poster of same name,jewoven
jewoven by schopenhauer February 6, 2008
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A hot mother fucker who hangs out on efnet.
Jewoven is fucking sexy.. christ..
jewoven by mike August 9, 2004
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Jewvenile 

â–  adjective

for or relating to young jews, jewannabes,

â–  noun a young Jewish person. â–¶Law a Jew below the age at which ordinary criminal prosecution is possible (81 in most countries).
1. Dude, check those jewveniles preparing kosher meal.
2. Jewvenile justice is the area of criminal law applicable to rich jewish persons too old to be prosecuted.
Jewvenile by män-'täzh July 28, 2009

Jew Oven 

When the inside of your car is so hot from the heat..it's a Jew Oven
Josh: Gosh it's so africa hot out here...

Stephan: WOW...you're car is like a Jew Oven.
Jew Oven by SmilexD8 June 15, 2010

jewvenile delinquent 

A young Jew who neglects or violates the law.

Comes from the term "juvenile delinquent," which means any young person who neglects or violates the law, though religion is not specified.
"Barry Steinberg's habits of excessive drinking and vandalism make him a jewvenile delinquent."
jewvenile delinquent by Matt Garz December 30, 2007

jewvenile 

The right age for a jew: exactly 6 years; 6 months; and 6 days old.
shlomo loved talking about the 6 gorillion so much, we all figured he was talking about a jewvenile gorilla.
jewvenile by New World Ebola May 2, 2021

Jew Oven 

A rather less-than-deviant sex move. When your having sex with someone and you shove them in an oven!
(don't try this at home)
Hitler: I'm charged with murder because I gave my girlfriend a jew oven.
Jew Oven by Gunmaster45 May 3, 2008
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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