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jewoven

lambgoat poster of same name,jewoven
by schopenhauer February 6, 2008
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jewoven

A hot mother fucker who hangs out on efnet.
Jewoven is fucking sexy.. christ..
by mike August 9, 2004
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Jewvenile

adjective

for or relating to young jews, jewannabes,

■ noun a young Jewish person. ▶Law a Jew below the age at which ordinary criminal prosecution is possible (81 in most countries).
1. Dude, check those jewveniles preparing kosher meal.
2. Jewvenile justice is the area of criminal law applicable to rich jewish persons too old to be prosecuted.
by män-'täzh July 28, 2009
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Jew Oven

When the inside of your car is so hot from the heat..it's a Jew Oven
Josh: Gosh it's so africa hot out here...

Stephan: WOW...you're car is like a Jew Oven.
by SmilexD8 June 15, 2010
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jewvenile delinquent

A young Jew who neglects or violates the law.

Comes from the term "juvenile delinquent," which means any young person who neglects or violates the law, though religion is not specified.
"Barry Steinberg's habits of excessive drinking and vandalism make him a jewvenile delinquent."
by Matt Garz December 30, 2007
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jewvenile

The right age for a jew: exactly 6 years; 6 months; and 6 days old.
shlomo loved talking about the 6 gorillion so much, we all figured he was talking about a jewvenile gorilla.
by New World Ebola May 2, 2021
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Jew Oven

A rather less-than-deviant sex move. When your having sex with someone and you shove them in an oven!
(don't try this at home)
Hitler: I'm charged with murder because I gave my girlfriend a jew oven.
by Gunmaster45 May 3, 2008
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