A place where most of the scum of humanity go to. Full of profane, hedonistic, nasty, mean, toxic, disgraceful, rude, scum, assholes of every age, race, and gender.

People go there to exist around assholes like themselves or start fits worse or better than how they treat their family.

Extremely toxic work environment, full of mean, rude, entitled, offended, neo-commie faggots who act like YOU are there to provide THEM a service.

Full of spoiled kids, although many are overgrown-kids, many are spoiled kids/teens who are total abominable S.O.B.S.

Nasty parking lot, 40% - 70% of parking lots are full of MEAN low-life people who are looking for problems. Either drugged up goons or druggie white hipsters both capable of being assholes beyond comprehension.
Starbucks is a total toxic shit-hole, I heard all their cup sizes hold as much drink as ONE CUP too!!
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Where you're going to end up if you get a master's degree in the following:

1) Art History
2) Fine Arts
3) Philosophy
4) Literature
"I know the barista at this Starbucks: she was in my 'Critical Analysis of James Joyce' class in college!"
by aleclair June 21, 2005
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A coffeehouse chain originating from the original Starbucks founded in Seattle, Washington State in 1971. Starbucks originally sold only coffee beans and eqiupment refusing to exspand untill it was under new ownership in 1987. It's really the new owners that fucked it up.

Exspensive coffee but it's good, and their workers receive full benefits.
Dude: "You shouldn't go to Starbucks 'cause like someone told me theres these things called free-trades or something and theres this like globalization thing I heard about on the news one time, and Starbucks is bad or something... well, I'm goin' go smoke some more pot now."

Me: "Yes I go to Starbucks occasionally but it's the only coffeehouse I know of where I live and I've never seen a Dunkin' Donuts before in my life."
by Native Washingtonian April 28, 2008
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A major coffee chain that people obviously think is the devil's brew. Starbucks is apparently 'The Man' taking over the Earth.
Naysayer: "I hate Starbucks! It's turning America into mindless clones!"

Me: "Dude, get over it. It's just coffee. Let me drink my frappuchino in peace."
by Ariel September 15, 2004
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1:Sells good coffee (some of it free trade)
2(And most important): A place where I get all my homework done.
I got a cup of coffee and finished my homework at Starbucks today.
by zerolv May 2, 2008
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The largest coffee shop company in the world and their shops are practically everywhere.
Ronny: "Ay do u wanna get some coffee from Starbucks?"

Mick: "Aight theres in down the street"

by Hitlers_A_Jew April 19, 2009
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Starbucks is a spectacular coffee-shop located in nearly every city in the United States. It is the fastest growing coffee related company in existance, and it's my personal favorite place to sit back, relax, hang out with some friends, and enjoy my favorite cup of coffee. Because of the wide variety available there, it isn't hard to go there and get something new and original from you coffee. Personally, I'm not sure why so many people dislike Starbucks so much, but I would love to hear why.
Server: Hello and Welcome to Starbucks! What would you like today?
Me: I would like a Frap' Java Chip, please.
Server (Usually about 20): Okay. One moment please.

This is an example of how the service at Starbucks is friendly and inviting
by Christophe Julien December 6, 2006
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