Definitions by jewoobs69

Bedspring Symphony 

To have sex in the conventional location of a bed.

Laying awake in his hotel room, Sebastian could hear a bedspring symphony in the room above. To his annoyance it kept him awake, but he couldn't deny he was slightly aroused.

Bedspring Symphony by jewoobs69 September 25, 2015

Floor Meat

A slut who'll fuck on the floor, even in public.

Fred: What'dya think of Charlotte?

Collin: Dude, she's floor meat...

Floor Meat by jewoobs69 August 20, 2014

Cleaning the cat 

To lick the pussy.

Friend 1: Dude, why didn't you answer my calls?

Friend 2: I was cleaning the cat.

Cleaning the cat by jewoobs69 August 6, 2014

Jewoobs 

A Jewish female with large breasts.

Guy 1: Hey, look at that girl over there with the huge bazongas!

Guy 2: Dude, she's a Jewoobs.

Jewoobs by jewoobs69 July 27, 2014