Bedspring Symphony

To have sex in the conventional location of a bed.

Laying awake in his hotel room, Sebastian could hear a bedspring symphony in the room above. To his annoyance it kept him awake, but he couldn't deny he was slightly aroused.

by jewoobs69 August 17, 2015

Cleaning the cat

To lick the pussy.

Friend 1: Dude, why didn't you answer my calls?

Friend 2: I was cleaning the cat.

by jewoobs69 August 06, 2014

Jewoobs

A Jewish female with large breasts.

Guy 1: Hey, look at that girl over there with the huge bazongas!

Guy 2: Dude, she's a Jewoobs.

by jewoobs69 July 27, 2014

Floor Meat

A slut who'll fuck on the floor, even in public.

Fred: What'dya think of Charlotte?

Collin: Dude, she's floor meat...

by jewoobs69 August 20, 2014