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Jewoobs

Guy 1: Hey, look at that girl over there with the huge bazongas!

Guy 2: Dude, she's a Jewoobs.
by jewoobs69 July 27, 2014
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Floor Meat

A slut who'll fuck on the floor, even in public.
Fred: What'dya think of Charlotte?

Collin: Dude, she's floor meat...
by jewoobs69 August 20, 2014
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Bedspring Symphony

To have sex in the conventional location of a bed.
Laying awake in his hotel room, Sebastian could hear a bedspring symphony in the room above. To his annoyance it kept him awake, but he couldn't deny he was slightly aroused.
by jewoobs69 September 25, 2015
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Cleaning the cat

Friend 1: Dude, why didn't you answer my calls?

Friend 2: I was cleaning the cat.
by jewoobs69 August 6, 2014
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