Jewology

The study of being a Jew.

In order to become a Jew, you must first study the history of the Jew. Jewology is summarised as "The art of being a stooge."

Jewology focus' mainly on;
• People who want to be stooge.
• Life long learning at being a stooge.
• Endeavouring to become Pro at being a stooge.

If you are Pro, and have studied much, you may be dubbed a Jewologist. Years of long hard training at stooging friends and family earns you the right for this prestige’s award.

Ben studies Jewology
Ben lectures Jewology
Ben is founder of Jewology

From the Jewological Society of Stooges, Ben is Grand Master Stooge / Pro Jewologist

by Pro Stooge October 4, 2006

Jewology

The intense study of the Jewish disease.

Nein: yo, I just got the job, I'm officially a Jewologist
Alex: isn't Jewology kinda rascist
Nein: yeah if your a fuckin little bitch
Alex: oh

by Grant haggerty you know whom March 30, 2017

Jexology

A new found religion in which one does not find God,but rather finds Jexy. Said to have been started at a music festival somewhere while under influence. Believers are referred to as jexologists.

Since meeting Jexy I have started believing in jexology, I believe,act and talk as Jexy would.

by Jexy52 July 13, 2015

Jewlogy

An occasion in which a collection plate is passed around to comfort the loved ones of the deceased during a funeral service

Joe:Man can you believe they took a collection at that funeral???

Billy: I know man, that was a total jewlogy

by Jchurch88 February 8, 2010

Jewologist

A Jewologist is also known as "Pro Stooge". Must have studied at the Jewological Society of Stooges (JSS) and attained status as a Jew before further education in "The art of being a stooge".

Ben is a Jewologist

Ben is Grand Master Stooge.

by Pro Stooge October 4, 2006

jewlogy

The praises exchanged between Anglo-Saxon Protestants following the death of a Semetic individual.

"Bob returned to the party with a six pack of beer, then proceeded to round up his fellow 300 lb. white companions and dictate his mellifluous jewlogy as they cheered him on with glee."

by Fletcher, Grandson of Genghis May 15, 2007

JEDology

The art of applying JED (JEDSTAR) to every aspect of one's life and vocabulary.

The highest form of JEDology is achieved when one has fully incorporated JEDology into his/her daily lifestyle, work habits and leisure.

"What a JEDtastic day!"

"I apply JEDology to my work anytime, any day. 'Underpromise, Over-deliver'"

"I would like a 'JED on the rocks', please"

by Pyhype December 22, 2021