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A nation of honey badgers surrounded by vipers, spiders and scorpions for as far as the eye can see. Israel doesn't give a fuck though, it takes what it wants and is immune to it's venomous neighbors stingers, fangs, suicide vests, etc.... The collection of vipers, scorpions and spiders surrounding the honey badgers have tried on numerous occasions to gang up on the honey badgers outnumbering them as much as 60 to 1, however as previously stated, the honey badgers really don't give a fuck and have easily repelled the venomous consortium every time. In response to getting their asses kicked so many times the various venomous creatures of the desert have resorted to strapping explosives to their own children to harm the honey badgers, this strategy however has had little success therefore further compounding their frustration and deep seated feelings of inferiority.
Despite numerous attempts to destroy Israel, they still get what they want and still don't give a fuck.
by KrazyEddy October 14, 2015
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Someone who is a kind,caring,sweet,honest, straight male, who would do anything for his friends even if the task is out of hand for himself. Loved by many people, can male friends real fast, can make you smile by things he can say. Loves to have a good time even if he has his own problems, but puts them aside and help with other peoples problems.
Israel helped me and my girlfriend and now we're good
Everyone loves Israel's personality
by Ahomer201 December 20, 2016
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A "vacation" spot for Arab rockets.

arabs israel terrorrist bombs missiles vacation arab jews
Jim: Did you see that group of Arab tourists in Israel?

Tom: Why yes, I did! They were headed towards that synagogue! Their turbans were so pointy and red!
by khklhklhklhklhklh May 09, 2011
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A legitimate and legally recognized Jewish majority country that deserves to exist. The "ethnic cleansing of Palestinians" is by far a gross exaggeration. If Palestinians are being ethnically cleansed, why is their population continually growing. You would figure that if Israel wanted to ethnically cleanse them, they would have done so already. True, Israel's democracy is flawed but so is any other country in the world. Its amazing how a lot of people here have problems with Israel being a Jewish state but do not seem to mind the fact that there are 20 countries surrounding it who call themselves "Islamic Republics". Israel is NOT a racist or colonial state but is actually a multicultural country consisting of Druze, Sephards, Ashkenazi, Mizrahi, Yemen Jews, Circassians, Bedouins, Maronites, Copts, etc. 1.2 million Arabs live in Israel and serve in the Knesset. While there is discrimination, can you show me an Arab country where so many different and diverse groups are able to live together? Despite the frequent bashing it receives, Israel is not as bad as people make it out to be. Perhaps the idea of Jews having their own state irks some people, I don't know for sure. Legitimate criticism of Israel is necessary and needed, such as the settlements at the West Bank. However calling Israel an "illegal Zionist entity" and that Israelis are "fake Khazar Jew converts" does not constitute constructive criticism and constitutes thinly veiled anti-semitism.
Apparently its ok for Palestinians to conduct suicide bombing and rocket attacks against israel, but not vice versa. The Palestinians are the victims of their own leadership and are used as pawns by other Arab nations to advance their own agenda. If you read the Hamas covenant it states that "Today it is Palestine, tomorrow it will be one country or another. The Zionist plan is limitless. After Palestine, the Zionists aspire to expand from the Nile to the Euphrates. When they will have digested the region they overtook, they will aspire to further expansion, and so on. Their plan is embodied in the "Protocols of the Elders of Zion", and their present conduct is the best proof of what we are saying." I find it hard to reason with people who have such a destructive agenda. If Hamas had the weapons that Israel had they would have wiped it out in no time. Israel, on the other hand, shows remarkable restraint, despite the constant barrage of criticism that they receive.
by Wake Up April 11, 2013
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Israel (Name)

Israel is an amazing person, sure all name descriptions say that, but he is truly special. Israel is very introverted, and he won't say something if he believe it will truly upset you.

Israel can be rather clueless to his surroundings. This causes for confusion and misperceptions in any relationship he has, Friend or Romantic. He can be a Smartass, which tends to get on people's nerves very quickly.

But, despite all his flaws, Israel is one of the best people you will ever meet. He is the sort of guy to sit and talk to you for hours, even at his own expense. You can tell him anything without fear of being judged or laughed at. He is extremely trustworthy and loyal. Israel truly cares about you as well. When he asks how your day was, he really means it. If he asks if he can help, he truly wishes to make you happier.

Finally, if he says he loves you, you better damn believe him. If you're lucky enough to find an ISRAEL, never let him go.
Alizae: I Hate You

Israel: ❤️❤️❤️

Alizae: Shut Up

Israel: *Shuts Up*

Alizae: Smartass

Israel: It's the thought that counts
by AlizaeTooCool March 04, 2017
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a country the size of your fingernail that gets 10% of all international media coverage and has more trouble than half the rest of the world.
"holy shit, did you see what just happened in Israel?"
by shaik September 17, 2005
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the sexiest man in the world and gotta a big ass dick and knows what to do in bed
israel so finee
by izzlaflaree March 22, 2017
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