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A "vacation" spot for Arab rockets.

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Jim: Did you see that group of Arab tourists in Israel?

Tom: Why yes, I did! They were headed towards that synagogue! Their turbans were so pointy and red!
by khklhklhklhklhklh May 09, 2011
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a country the size of your fingernail that gets 10% of all international media coverage and has more trouble than half the rest of the world.
"holy shit, did you see what just happened in Israel?"
by shaik September 17, 2005
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A nation of honey badgers surrounded by vipers, spiders and scorpions for as far as the eye can see. Israel doesn't give a fuck though, it takes what it wants and is immune to it's venomous neighbors stingers, fangs, suicide vests, etc.... The collection of vipers, scorpions and spiders surrounding the honey badgers have tried on numerous occasions to gang up on the honey badgers outnumbering them as much as 60 to 1, however as previously stated, the honey badgers really don't give a fuck and have easily repelled the venomous consortium every time. In response to getting their asses kicked so many times the various venomous creatures of the desert have resorted to strapping explosives to their own children to harm the honey badgers, this strategy however has had little success therefore further compounding their frustration and deep seated feelings of inferiority.
Despite numerous attempts to destroy Israel, they still get what they want and still don't give a fuck.
by KrazyEddy October 14, 2015
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A legitimate and legally recognized Jewish majority country that deserves to exist. The "ethnic cleansing of Palestinians" is by far a gross exaggeration. If Palestinians are being ethnically cleansed, why is their population continually growing. You would figure that if Israel wanted to ethnically cleanse them, they would have done so already. True, Israel's democracy is flawed but so is any other country in the world. Its amazing how a lot of people here have problems with Israel being a Jewish state but do not seem to mind the fact that there are 20 countries surrounding it who call themselves "Islamic Republics". Israel is NOT a racist or colonial state but is actually a multicultural country consisting of Druze, Sephards, Ashkenazi, Mizrahi, Yemen Jews, Circassians, Bedouins, Maronites, Copts, etc. 1.2 million Arabs live in Israel and serve in the Knesset. While there is discrimination, can you show me an Arab country where so many different and diverse groups are able to live together? Despite the frequent bashing it receives, Israel is not as bad as people make it out to be. Perhaps the idea of Jews having their own state irks some people, I don't know for sure. Legitimate criticism of Israel is necessary and needed, such as the settlements at the West Bank. However calling Israel an "illegal Zionist entity" and that Israelis are "fake Khazar Jew converts" does not constitute constructive criticism and constitutes thinly veiled anti-semitism.
Apparently its ok for Palestinians to conduct suicide bombing and rocket attacks against israel, but not vice versa. The Palestinians are the victims of their own leadership and are used as pawns by other Arab nations to advance their own agenda. If you read the Hamas covenant it states that "Today it is Palestine, tomorrow it will be one country or another. The Zionist plan is limitless. After Palestine, the Zionists aspire to expand from the Nile to the Euphrates. When they will have digested the region they overtook, they will aspire to further expansion, and so on. Their plan is embodied in the "Protocols of the Elders of Zion", and their present conduct is the best proof of what we are saying." I find it hard to reason with people who have such a destructive agenda. If Hamas had the weapons that Israel had they would have wiped it out in no time. Israel, on the other hand, shows remarkable restraint, despite the constant barrage of criticism that they receive.
by Wake Up April 11, 2013
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A country known to have many religious establishments and landmarks. Everyone fights over the country because everyone wants its land. Jews aren't the only people who inhabit Israel, alot of christians, muslims and other people live in Israel.
I'm afraid to goto Israel, it looks scary because of the bombings.
by Oz May 25, 2005
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A country that exists, for better or for worse. Fix it. Be proactive, don't be ignorant.
Israel: "Since I already exist, and it doesn't look like i'm going anywhere, can't we just attempt to devote our time to solving my social problems and educating the Arab and Jewish youth to break the cycle of hate and ignorance?"
by xwing December 05, 2009
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An awsome country with the best weapons in the world (Uzi series weapons, T.A.R-21, Desert Eagle, Merkva Main Battle Tank) wielded by the some of the best operatives (Mossad, IDF) and criticized more than any other country in the word. Not to mention that the average soldier is smart enough to invent a weapon is still in production and was used by the Secret Service--which isn't really secret, but that's beside the point.
Robber #1.- Hey! Let's rob that store! Those Guys are raking in the dough!
Robber #2.- Nah, it's owned by an Israeli.
by Person That Doesn't Suck June 17, 2010
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