Israel

A country that thinks it’s Superman, but is actually Homelander.
“Dealing with Israel is like being in a relationship with an abuser. He F**** you up, and then acts like it’s your fault.”

-Bassem Yusuf on an interview with Piers Morgan.
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I fake word that white people made up because they hate the REAL country called Palestine
I love Israel”
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To kick someone out of their property or steal their belongings.
I was 'israelled' out of my apartment.
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A type of monk or ordaned sprit.
Wow that bishop is such an Israel.
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Someone who makes your life worth living. A beacon of light. A god amongst men.
Man, that guy is so Israel its not even funny.
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a word to describe a nation, constantly defending itself, having to fight for its very existence
friend 1: bro, i think ukraine is such an israel

friend 2: well, their president is jewish after all
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