Jewdent

A Jewish student

"Dude, I bought a 20 pack of crackers for 50p from the reduced isle.
Dude, you're such a Jewdent"

Jewdent by Maza4delonge December 4, 2009

jewment 

(juu-mint)
–noun
1. a remark, observation, or criticism or a jew(s.)
2. gossip; talk of a(the) jew(s.)
3. a criticism or interpretation, often by implication or suggestion in regards to a(the) jew(s.)
4. a note in explanation, expansion, or criticism of a passage in a book, article, or the like written about a(the) jew(s.)
5. explanatory or critical matter added to a text with a(the) jew(s) as subject.

–verb (used without object)
7. to make remarks, observations, or criticisms of a(the) jew(s)
8. to write explanatory or critical notes upon a text of a(the) jew(s.)

Origin:

Early 21st century. One called 'Eri' spawned the word.

You- "Hey man, you got a light?"

Jew- "Yea, here!"

You- "Oh damn, your a life saver! If i were religious, i'd have to say your the SECOND jew to have saved me."

:akward pause:

You- "Ah damn, don't call the EOO for my jewment please."

jewment by thekevineri October 26, 2009

Jewmentia

When you forget everything, except how much things cost and who owes you money.

Sorry, my father’s Jewmentia is playing up. He forgot your name but he remembers you owe him $5 from 12 years ago.

Jewmentia by Laz April 17, 2019

Jewentines Day 

Jewentines Day is the Saturday before Valentines Day (The 14th Of February).

As getting a booking at a decent restaurant is difficult and restaurants often only offer overpriced Valentines Day menus, holding Valentines Day on an alternative day (The Saturday before Valentines Day) is a good way to save money.

Husband: Happy Jewentines Day day baby!

Wife: Love you ya cheap bastard!

Jewentines Day by SlyD0g February 9, 2019

Jewmental

Jewmental is the act of being judgmental against the jewish religion.

Chris: Dude, look at your nose. You are such a cheap Jew.

Adam Shwartzenburger: Dude, stop being so jewmental.

Jewmental by alex patti April 17, 2011

jewvent 

Used to describe any out of town weekend that is to be spent with other Jews while doing Jewish activities such as praying or discussing Israel.

Person 1: Where were you this weekend?
Person 2: I was in Toronto debating whether or not all Jews should keep kosher.
Person 1: You were at a Jewvent?
Person 2: Yah

jewvent by Shlomo Goldreubensilverstein March 25, 2009

Jewcent 

When one says something with the scruffy voice of a jew.

I picked up five pennys yesterday, said the boy with a jewcent

Jewcent by JewSwaggle December 21, 2010